A four-year-old boy and his father went to the beach. There was a dead seagull lying on the sand. The boy asked his father, “Dad, what happened to the bird?”
His Dad told him, “Son, the bird died and went to heaven.”
Then the boy asked, “And God threw him back down?”
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
The Laughing Housewife 
LOL! I have to share this one in Facebook. Have to. Cute comeback. 🙂
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Be my guest 🙂
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Sensible child 😀
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have a look at fbf. I didn’t ‘get’ the cartoon!
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He didn’t realise he already had wings; probably why he’s dead 🙂
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Oh that so sweet Tilly, people use to say that the truth come ‘s from child mouth…Thanks for this first saturday smile. Can’t wait to read your S6W.
See you later
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Cute. 😀
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Haha, hilarious! It’s sooooo what a 4 year old would say!
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I could actually imagine a small person saying that!
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