Today is National Poetry Day. I was going to bring you some fun and interesting facts about poetry, but you know what? There aren’t any. Not on the internet, anyway. Poetry is dull.
By the way, remember to check out my poetry blog, I’m Not A Verse.
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I did find a site called Poetry Fountain. Under the heading ‘Interesting Facts’ it has these interesting facts:
- Starfish have no Brains. I wonder if they write poetry?
- There is a species of ants that is found only in buildings in Washington, D.C. It’s killing me not to make a joke about politicians here.
- The scientific name of a Boa Constrictor is Boa Constrictor. Scientists don’t use metaphors?
- Diamonds are the hardest natural substance on earth. Apart from me on National Share Your Maltesers Day.
- If you turn a shark on its back, it will fall asleep. It must have been reading Wordsworth’s & Coleridge’s Lyrical Ballads. The same thing happens to me.
- Shakespeare was born and died on the same day (only many years apart). Well, duh! Whoever wrote that qualifying remark either thinks we’re all stupid or is an infant prodigy. And it is only suspected that Shakespeare was born on that day: births were not recorded back then; only baptisms. Glad I got that off my chest.
- In one day more money is printed for Monopoly then for the US. If ever there was a glorious typo, this is it.
- Mrs.Roosevelt was the only first lady who carried a loaded revolver with her. To stop Mr Roosevelt from reading Lyrical Ballads to her, I’m guessing.
- Democratic Congressmen are almost twice as likely as Republican congressmen to be offered a bribe. And the very next fact is:
- Franklin Roosevelt was related by blood or marriage to eleven other presidents. Coincidence…?
- The female black widow spider devours the male after mating. She may kill as many as 25 males a day. Too many Lyrical Ballads, too few Maltesers…
- The flounder has both eyes on one side of its head. What’s so special about that? So do humans.
- The national Institute of Education reports that over 5,000 teachers are robbed each month in American schools. And I bet not one of them lost their copy of Lyrical Ballads.
Your homework for today: choose one or more of these interesting facts and use them to write a poem.
And to show that poetry can be fun, here’s a bit of fluff:
Almost A Ghazal, For The Beautiful Brad
Dear Mr Pitt, I long to twizzle with your cheeks.
I may be a silly twit to love the sizzle of your cheeks.
They have me quite delirious;
I am bedazzled by your cheeks.
With you I’m deadly serious –
I am bamboozled by your cheeks.
I’m in love but also frantic
to solve the puzzle of your cheeks.
Thus, I crossed the wide Atlantic
So I could nuzzle on your cheeks.
Yet I’m now locked up in jail
For getting too close to your cheeks.
But if you don’t mind posting bail
I’ll say I’m sorry to your cheeks…
If you’ll agree, you were a bad boy
Showing your backside in Troy.
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BTW, I do keep checking out INAV but perhaps my internet browser isn’t working properly… as far as I can see, there hasn’t been anything new since 20 September! 😉
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Agreed. I regret the lack of recent poetry on I’m not Averse . Go for a poem a day over there instead of other things here!
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EB & Viv: I confess to being a little lax in that department. Going through a bit of a motivation dry spell.
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excellent almost ghazal. I may be back after I’ve written a poem about the nymphomaniac black widow spider. On the other hand, I might find something else to do on National Poetry Day, like write unprompted poetry for a change.
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🙂 🙂
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What a bizarre range of interesting facts. 😉
Poetry is fun (unless it’s being depressing).
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Mr. Pitt does have nice cheeks! Mesmerizing in fact 😉
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We are of one mind on this. 🙂
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That shark fact could save my life one day, Tilly, thanks!
Lovely poetry. Must wander over to INAV
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🙂
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It’s a limerick not a poem but here’s my homework, teacher. Please be gentle.
Shakespeare was literate from birth
His works did not suffer from dearth
But his greatest achievement
Was to garner bereavement
On the same day he entered the earth.
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lol! Brilliant Al 🙂
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Now that verse demonstrate how much fun poetry can be…enjoyed the poem.
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Interesting facts! I used to write haiku (Japanese poetry), but don’t anymore. Generally, I prefer to read and write prose.
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I write senryu, another form of haiku, not being big on imagery 😦
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Tilly, you nearly made me late for the hairdresser.
http://pseu1.wordpress.com/2011/10/06/all-tillys-fault/
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I had a look: nicely done, Pseu 🙂
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The poem to Dear Mr.Pitt made my cheeks hurt. LOL. It was funny. 🙂
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😀 😀
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I was okay until I got to the poem. Poetry befuddles me. Dianne
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It’s not a very good poem, tbh; just a bit of fun 🙂
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I was watching a lovely chicken the other day and thinking, “Poultry in motion!”
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Good one! 🙂
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Angelina, watch out!
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I think so. 🙂
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I wrote a poem today. Can I turn that in as my homework? Can I Ms. Tilly? Can I, please?
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So long as it is all your own work. 🙂
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Lol, I couldn’t stop giggling at this post. Love the poem btw. 🙂 Thanks for sharing/giving me something to giggle about. 🙂
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Always a pleasure 🙂
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I do have both eyes on the same side of my head. The OUTSIDE
feeling scatterbrained today
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I don’t know where you find this stuff but it’s very funny… Happy National Poetry Day.
Still catching up on blog comments! 🙂
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