Joke 202

12 Oct

Thanks to Siggie of Maine for this one.

OLD IS WHEN…
Your sweetie says, ‘Let’s go upstairs and make love,’ and you answer, ‘ Pick one; I can’t do both.’

OLD IS WHEN…
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.

OLD IS WHEN…
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

OLD IS WHEN…
You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.

OLD IS WHEN…
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of the police.

OLD IS WHEN…
‘Getting a little action’ means you don’t need to take any fibre today.

OLD IS WHEN…
‘Getting lucky’ means you find your car in the parking lot.

OLD IS WHEN…
An ‘all-nighter’ means not getting up to use the bathroom.

OLD IS WHEN…
You are not sure if these are jokes or facts.

6 Responses to “Joke 202”

  1. letterztonoone October 12, 2011 at 06:20 #

    Oh, my!!:)

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  2. misswhiplash October 12, 2011 at 08:01 #

    Definitely facts TillyB… no doubt of that, especially the all-nighter… A good post and as usual very funny

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  3. Hanna October 12, 2011 at 09:25 #

    OLD IS WHEN…
    There is a silver lining 🙂

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  4. Hattie October 13, 2011 at 06:53 #

    Old is when someone tells you your stockings are wrinkled, and you aren’t wearing stockings.

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  5. Tom (Aquatom1968) October 13, 2011 at 20:41 #

    Very funny! 😀

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