Joke 212

22 Oct

An old man approached a young stranger in the post office and asked, “Sir, would you address this postcard for me?”

The young man gladly did so, and then offered to write a short note for the old fellow. Finally the stranger asked, “Now, is there anything else I can do for you?”

The old man thought a moment and said, “Yes, at the end could you add, ‘Please excuse the sloppy handwriting’?”

13 Responses to “Joke 212”

  1. David Archer October 22, 2011 at 10:13 #

    Young man finds elderly, old man crying uncontrollably on park bench.

    “what ever is the matter?” asks the young man.

    “It’s my twenty two year old lingerie model wife. All she wants is sex sex sex, morning noon and night, I can’t take it any more! Its horrible”

    “Horrible!” shrieks young man “What do you mean “Horrible”

    “Horrible! I can’t remember where I live”

    Dave

    Stop posting jokes if you don’t want me to recall my previous nights drunken ramblings. You have been warned.

    Dave

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    • Tilly Bud October 22, 2011 at 10:15 #

      lol 🙂

      I have 789 more jokes to go, as part of a challenge. You have been warned 🙂

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  2. David Archer October 22, 2011 at 10:20 #

    I have seventeen years of poetry from my “Box of shame” to type up. I think this makes us even.

    I can’t find a decent Gary Larson site, they are all about his books. Which made me tink why publish for free on the web when when you should be selling them for money, rather cynical I know but it inspired me to write my own verse.

    http://kiteflyingformanicdepression.wordpress.com/2011/10/19/four-foot-snakes/

    Dave

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    • Tilly Bud October 22, 2011 at 10:23 #

      I believe he doesn’t write them any more so perhaps that’s why no web presence. Bit unfair on us, though 😦

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  3. David Archer October 22, 2011 at 10:27 #

    I didn’t know that. Yes, you are right it is a shame, I can’t drive past a field of cows and not wonder if they do stand on their back legs after we have gone past.

    Dave.

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  4. Brenda Youngerman October 22, 2011 at 14:34 #

    so can we expect a joke a day for TWO years?

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    • Tilly Bud October 24, 2011 at 08:42 #

      Two and half years 🙂

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  5. nrhatch October 22, 2011 at 14:37 #

    789 more jokes to go
    789 more jokes
    Tilly posts one up
    We laugh a bit
    788 more jokes to go

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    • Tilly Bud October 24, 2011 at 08:44 #

      I love it when you comment in rhyme 🙂

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  6. colonialist October 22, 2011 at 15:35 #

    I like that twist! Thought the young man was going to respond by saying something like, ‘O postcard, how elegantly flat thou art, and how pleasing thy shape …’

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  7. SchmidleysScribbling October 22, 2011 at 16:34 #

    I thought you guys mailed the post and we posted the mail. So why don’t you call it a mail office? Dianne

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    • Tilly Bud October 24, 2011 at 08:45 #

      No, we post post. 🙂

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  8. slpmartin October 22, 2011 at 20:04 #

    Oh…that was quite good.

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