As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang.
Picking up, he heard his wife, her voice high with anxiety, warn him, “Henry, I just saw on the news that there’s a car driving the wrong way on Highway 880. Please be careful!”
“One?” replied Henry, “You’ve got to be kidding me. I see at least a hundred!”
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Thanks to Patti for this cartoon:
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I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
The Laughing Housewife 
I’d prefer the Malteser too.
Here they are called ‘ghost-drivers’ and there are often notifications on the radio about ghost-drivers on the road. I just assume it’s another British visitor, then do a double check it’s not me. 😉
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Beleive it or not International Rugby Union Players from Wales were caught doing this in a golf buggy last year. High Jinx they call it.
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No! I bet they got away with it.
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Sadly not. They were forced to train with a Malteser instead of a rugby ball for a couple of months. But judging by Wales performance in the world cup this may not have been a bad thing.
England must have been training with toblerones or dare I say a Wagon Wheel or two…
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Ouch!
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Funny x 2! 😆
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this is probably so hilarious because it happens\
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haha!
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I think it’s time Maltesers sponsored this site
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I think you are the most wonderful commenter I’ve ever had 🙂
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