Joke 213

23 Oct

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang.

Picking up, he heard his wife, her voice high with anxiety, warn him, “Henry, I just saw on the news that there’s a car driving the wrong way on Highway 880. Please be careful!”

“One?” replied Henry, “You’ve got to be kidding me. I see at least a hundred!”


Thanks to Patti for this cartoon:

11 Responses to “Joke 213”

  1. sarsm October 23, 2011 at 09:52 #

    I’d prefer the Malteser too.

    Here they are called ‘ghost-drivers’ and there are often notifications on the radio about ghost-drivers on the road. I just assume it’s another British visitor, then do a double check it’s not me. 😉


  2. gingerfightback October 23, 2011 at 13:31 #

    Beleive it or not International Rugby Union Players from Wales were caught doing this in a golf buggy last year. High Jinx they call it.


    • Tilly Bud October 24, 2011 at 08:41 #

      No! I bet they got away with it.


      • gingerfightback October 25, 2011 at 10:51 #

        Sadly not. They were forced to train with a Malteser instead of a rugby ball for a couple of months. But judging by Wales performance in the world cup this may not have been a bad thing.

        England must have been training with toblerones or dare I say a Wagon Wheel or two…


  3. nrhatch October 23, 2011 at 15:23 #

    Funny x 2! 😆


  4. Brenda Youngerman October 24, 2011 at 13:46 #

    this is probably so hilarious because it happens\


  5. Perfecting Motherhood October 25, 2011 at 06:34 #



  6. bluebee October 25, 2011 at 06:54 #

    I think it’s time Maltesers sponsored this site


    • Tilly Bud October 25, 2011 at 10:38 #

      I think you are the most wonderful commenter I’ve ever had 🙂



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