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24 Oct

Some excellent and funny comments this week, thank you; but I laughed hardest at this one from Perfecting Motherhood – who also sees cows every day, so I think she’ll be pleased:

Well, is the WP people had $1000 in superballs, I’d think they’d have an idea of what to do with them to take care of you, miss smarty pants…

It came on the post about superballs.  What appealed to me was the image of enraged WordPress prompters pelting me with rubber balls.  Not that I’m into that sort of thing, but what a great post it would make, once I stopped crying.

Here’s your award, PM:


RIP Spooks

24 Oct

*Alert* No spoilers here!

I’ve just watched the last-ever episode of Spooks.  The irritating Hub worked out who the villain was, of course, but even he was surprised by the surprise right at the end.

I have watched every episode except one, and loved them all.  I knew it was something different from the very first series, when a major character died in a chip pan.

RIP Spooks; you’ll be badly missed.

For those of my readers who don’t know what I’m talking about, that’s okay: everybody knows that Spooks operate in secret.

Joke 214

24 Oct

Thanks to Sarsm for this one.

Genuine Extracts From Letters To Rochdale Council Offices. 

I wish to complain that my fater hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage. 

The lavatory is blocked. This is caused by the boys next door throwing their balls on the roof. 

This to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door. 

The toilet seat is cracked. Where do I stand? 

I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall. 

I am still having trouble with smoke in my built in drawer. 

I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. 

Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces. 

Can you please tell me when our repairs are going to be done as my wife is about to become an expectant mother. 

I want some repairs doing to my cooker, as it has backfired and burnt my knobs off. 

The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared. 

The person next door has a large erection in his back garden which is unsightly and dangerous. 

Will you please send someone to mend our broken path. Yesterday my wife tripped and fell on it and she is now pregnant. 

Our kitchen floor is very damp. We have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it. 

Would you please send a man to look at my water. It is a funny colour and is not fit to drink. 

Would you please send a man to repair my spout. I am an old age pensioner and I need it straight away. 

I awoke this morning and found my water boiling. 

This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broken and we cannot get BBC2.


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