Joke 215

25 Oct

This one – most surprisingly – came from PaulaElizabeth also posted it, and gave me permission to use it.

Four girlfriends went to a Ladies Night Club.

One girl, eager to impress the rest, pulled out a $10 bill and when the male stripper came dancing, she licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his right butt cheek.

Another girlfriend pulled out a $20 bill, waved the stripper back over, licked the $20 bill, and stuck it on his other butt cheek.

Not to be outdone, the third girlfriend pulled out a $50 bill, winked at the stripper, licked the bill, and slowly and teasingly stuck it on his left butt cheek.

The stripper, now feeling bold and encouraged by the applause of other patrons, gyrated over to the fourth girlfriend.  Everyone was watching and cheering, all eyes on her, with the male stripper egging her on to top the $50.  She reached for her wallet: only $15 in there…what to do?

Then the marketing genius in her took over: she took out her ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his bum, grabbed the 80 bucks, and went home.

 

13 Responses to “Joke 215”

  1. misswhiplash October 25, 2011 at 10:46 #

    ha! ha! that brought a grin to my face…

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  2. RoryBore October 25, 2011 at 16:13 #

    LOL – I love how she thinks! brillant – I wish I could think so quickly on my feet. Your jokes are quickly becoming the highlight of my day. Laughter is truly the best medicine.

    And thanks so much for your honest comment on my blog. I replied to your comment on my blog, but wanted to leave a note here as well. I have been working really hard on improving my site, and it is wonderful to get some feedback. Especially if it illustrates any improvements I can make. I will surely do my best to make my site easier to navigate.

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    • Tilly Bud October 26, 2011 at 11:34 #

      I appreciate that. There’s nothing worse than trying to read a blog that refuses to be read 🙂

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  3. SidevieW October 25, 2011 at 16:19 #

    hehe. i’m not sure about the comic strip, can it be optional please?

    I saw a BIG packet of Maltesers in the sweet dispenser at the video shop and had an immediate thought of you – I wonder why?

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  4. colonialist October 25, 2011 at 16:23 #

    Definitely giggleworthy, both! I like the cartoon caption, too.

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  5. nrhatch October 25, 2011 at 16:59 #

    Funny x 2! Thanks, Tilly!

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  6. kateshrewsday October 25, 2011 at 20:39 #

    Risque. But Hilarious 😀

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  7. Paula Tohline Calhoun October 26, 2011 at 02:08 #

    The joke surprised you – what? That it came from ME? Hmmm. . .wonder where I got that squeaky clean rep?

    Still makes me laugh! 😆

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  8. eof737 October 29, 2011 at 03:28 #

    Tilly, Just thought to remind you that you actually got it from me; you asked me if you could use it in the future and I said sure… Check out my post… 😉 http://eof737.wordpress.com/2011/08/01/humor-laughter-matters/

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    • Tilly Bud October 30, 2011 at 11:05 #

      Well, yes and no…I did ask you but I didn’t know I already had it in my folder. I get sent loads of jokes (thank you, thank you, thank you dear readers; keep them coming) and I forget where and when I see them. Sorry about the mistake.

      I’ll amend the post so it mentions both of you 🙂

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I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.

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