Noah’s Ark: Was That Today?

Some searches that found my blog:

 

If You Have To Ask The Question, You’re In Trouble

• what can i have my husband do today
• why wont my dog listen to me
• noah’s ark was that today

 

I Want These

• talking cupcake
• fairies in your hair
• housewives valium
• brad pitt warning signs

I Don’t Want These

• horrible smiles
• crap christmas tree
• cat box of hamster gerbil

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And The Award For Stupidest Complaint Of The Year Goes To…

• i gave birth and now i have to do nappies

 

The Sicko Parade

• knickerless can can
• ladies in the bath
• knobhead cartoon
• yoda from behind 

I Wish I’d Thought Of That

• pilfer-proof toilet paper
• cartoon muffins

We’d All Like To Know About This

• was bullseyes star prize a fix
• my new ugly boyfriend

 

The Mind Boggles

• sharks friendship
• cement the frog cartoon

Two Old Favourites

• one direction socks
• what really happened to gaddafi – 291 people in the last month seemed to think I was in on the secret

Is There Any Other Kind?

• dead drunk housewives
• cartoon animals who like food and wine
• mean husbands
• dirty ugly frogs
• housewife with dementia
• funny buttocks
• marriage fighting
• farting bum
• marriage joke
• “preaching pyramid” cook

If You’re Expecting These, You’re In The Wrong Blog

• home hygiene
• teenager talking to a parent
• breeding a housewife

 

Vindicated!

• scousers don’t take your tyres

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Joke 219

My son wanted a scooter.

When I told him they are too dangerous, he moped around the house.