Noah’s Ark: Was That Today?

29 Oct

Some searches that found my blog:


If You Have To Ask The Question, You’re In Trouble

  • what can i have my husband do today
  • why wont my dog listen to me
  • noah’s ark was that today


I Want These

  • talking cupcake
  • fairies in your hair
  • housewives valium
  • brad pitt warning signs

I Don’t Want These

  • horrible smiles
  • crap christmas tree
  • cat box of hamster gerbil


And The Award For Stupidest Complaint Of The Year Goes To…

  • i gave birth and now i have to do nappies


The Sicko Parade

  • knickerless can can
  • ladies in the bath
  • knobhead cartoon
  • yoda from behind 

I Wish I’d Thought Of That

  • pilfer-proof toilet paper
  • cartoon muffins

We’d All Like To Know About This

  • was bullseyes star prize a fix
  • my new ugly boyfriend


The Mind Boggles

  • sharks friendship
  • cement the frog cartoon

Two Old Favourites

  • one direction socks
  • what really happened to gaddafi – 291 people in the last month seemed to think I was in on the secret

Is There Any Other Kind?

  • dead drunk housewives
  • cartoon animals who like food and wine
  • mean husbands
  • dirty ugly frogs
  • housewife with dementia
  • funny buttocks
  • marriage fighting
  • farting bum
  • marriage joke
  • “preaching pyramid” cook

If You’re Expecting These, You’re In The Wrong Blog

  • home hygiene
  • teenager talking to a parent
  • breeding a housewife



  • scousers don’t take your tyres


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36 Responses to “Noah’s Ark: Was That Today?”

  1. Cindy October 29, 2011 at 11:54 #



  2. Ron. October 29, 2011 at 12:04 #

    Hey! I’m a not-mean husband; or would be one, if My Beloved Sandra & I were married.


  3. Dawn @ Guiding Light October 29, 2011 at 12:25 #

    I guess my coffee hasn’t kicked in yet, and I’m tired from not enough sleep, but I don’t get it. Sorry! Stopping by from SWS. Blessings!


    • Tilly Bud October 30, 2011 at 10:25 #

      No problem. My humour isn’t to everyone’s taste 🙂


  4. earlybird October 29, 2011 at 13:01 #

    ‘fairies in your hair’ ??? who ARE these people? 🙂


  5. vivinfrance October 29, 2011 at 13:51 #

    You do have the oddest clickers.


  6. Betty October 29, 2011 at 14:04 #

    I’ve never checked out searches like this for my own blog; I had to laugh though the interesting variety of searches that made it to your blog; I’m sure it never ceases to amaze you when you look at them! My favorite “I gave birth, now I have to do these nappies”. Hmmmm, who did you think would do them??

    Just visiting from 6WS; enjoy the day!



    • Tilly Bud October 30, 2011 at 10:27 #

      Thanks Betty. 🙂

      You should look at your searches; they are always worth a laugh, or a baffled stare.


  7. Stephanie Michelle Hasty October 29, 2011 at 14:27 #

    this post has made my morning…hilarious! are you sure you didn’t know anything about gadalfi??? hmm???


    • Tilly Bud October 30, 2011 at 10:28 #

      I swear it and no, I’m not crossing my fingers behind my back. Honest.



      • Tilly Bud October 30, 2011 at 10:30 #

        BTW, your blog is really difficult to find. I had to search my comments for an old comment of yours before I found it.


  8. Lorna's Voice October 29, 2011 at 14:29 #

    Good ones! Now I don’t feel so all alone in Internet Pervert Searchers finding my blog. Keep up the good? work! 😉


    • Tilly Bud October 30, 2011 at 10:30 #

      Thanks. I’ve been doing these posts for about a year now and I really enjoy them 🙂


  9. soulbrush October 29, 2011 at 14:32 #

    ROTFLMAO…..Have a peek at my new art in my etsy shop.


    • Joseph October 29, 2011 at 18:14 #

      I always find some weird things that people have searched to find my blog too. Where can I get some cartoon muffins?


      • Tilly Bud October 30, 2011 at 10:33 #

        Do you share the searches? It is unkind not to 🙂


    • Tilly Bud October 30, 2011 at 10:31 #

      On my way over there now 🙂


  10. Pseu October 29, 2011 at 18:44 #

    Bobkers, as usual!


  11. Jim October 29, 2011 at 19:30 #

    This is a wonderful post! I haven’t done that research for a long time. My Site Meter tells me what is being searched and percentages. The heaviest search for mine is about a tie between ‘Texas Feed Stores’ and ‘Used Shrimp Boat for Sale.’…used-shrimp-boat-for-sale.html

    Happy 6WS! 🙂


  12. Elaine October 29, 2011 at 21:40 #

    You’ve got to wonder what some people are thinking when they do these searches!!


  13. kateshrewsday October 29, 2011 at 22:11 #

    No, but seriously, why won’t my dog listen to me?


    • Tilly Bud October 30, 2011 at 10:35 #

      Too much mud in his ears, I’m sure 🙂


  14. bluebee October 29, 2011 at 23:21 #

    What a great start to Sunday.

    I’m amazed how many takes I’ve heard firsthand on that first one – some people marry for the strangest reasons


  15. Tami October 30, 2011 at 05:40 #

    Amazing what people search for. Always makes me curious – but for some of those, it might be better not to know. Thanks for sharing your laughs.


  16. SidevieW October 30, 2011 at 06:42 #

    The only knickerless cancan I have seen was pretty harmless in the lovely movie “Easy Virtue” a Noel Coward one.


  17. Perfecting Motherhood November 1, 2011 at 06:36 #

    I love it when you do these posts but I’m always floored at the stuff people type sometimes…


  18. ElizOF November 1, 2011 at 07:40 #

    The Is there any other kind list is sufficiently disturbing… dead drunk housewives?!!!! Good Lord. I marvel and then laugh sometimes at how some of those keywords show up on my blog… quite funny. 🙂



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