WordPress Prompts Catch-Up

30 Oct
William Shakespeare (1564-1616)

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Do you think Shakespeare existed?

Yes.

But does it matter?  It doesn’t make any difference who wrote the plays: the words are all that count.

Bill, I’ve got your back.

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What makes someone beautiful?

An offer to clean my house in one hand and a bag of Maltesers in the other.

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Where is the most relaxing place in your world?

Underneath the Hub’s hand as he strokes my hair.  I’m out before he can shout, ‘Shut up and go to sleep, will you!’  (His alternative method of inducing repose in his beloved consort.)

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Have you ever had to fire someone?

No, but I was once tempted to stick a catherine wheel where the Hub’s sun don’t shine. 

I say ‘once’… 

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Whirl-fire

Image by Loving Earth via Flickr

Do you like surprises?

Yes, and if anyone wants to throw me a surprise birthday party when I turn fifty, I promise to enjoy it.

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How do you know when it’s time to go?

I get a little damp patch around my lower-middle area.

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28 Responses to “WordPress Prompts Catch-Up”

  1. Tom (Aquatom1968) October 30, 2011 at 11:35 #

    Very funny responses, Tilly! 😀

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  2. Pseu October 30, 2011 at 11:35 #

    🙂

    What makes someone beautiful?
    My father always used to say

    Little dabs of powder, little spots of apint
    make a girl look pretty,
    when she really ain’t.

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    • Tilly Bud October 30, 2011 at 11:38 #

      I think covering a child in beer amounts to abuse 😉

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      • earlybird October 30, 2011 at 11:55 #

        🙂

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      • Pseu October 30, 2011 at 13:45 #

        crikey. All the right letters, not necessarily in the right order…..

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  3. SchmidleysScribbling October 30, 2011 at 14:56 #

    Reading your blog, I have discovered all kinds of WordPress features I had not really noticed before. I like most of your answers above, especially the Shakespeare answer. It is words that count, deeds don’t matter, even if my Mom said “Actions speak louder than words.”

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    • Tilly Bud October 30, 2011 at 18:00 #

      It’s all about the context, isn’t it?

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  4. Piglet in Portugal October 30, 2011 at 14:56 #

    How do you know when it’s time to go? I get a little damp patch around my lower-middle area.

    I wondered about that prompt when I read the title – are wordpress running out of ideas?

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    • Tilly Bud October 30, 2011 at 18:03 #

      Really, it was about leaving somewhere. I omitted the rest of the question for my own nefarious purposes 🙂

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  5. gigihawaii October 30, 2011 at 16:31 #

    I was 50 once — 15 years ago. lol. Nobody threw me a surprise party back then. boo-hoo!!!

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    • Tilly Bud October 30, 2011 at 18:04 #

      It’s never too late. Drop lots of hints 🙂

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  6. Cindy October 30, 2011 at 16:47 #

    … damp patch … oh, you kill me!

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  7. Katherine Gordy Levine October 30, 2011 at 17:05 #

    Saved me the trouble of a catch up post and gave my readers a laugh. Reblogged. You make my morning and often my day and then a final good night guffaw. Thank you.

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    • Tilly Bud October 30, 2011 at 18:10 #

      That’s the nicest thing anyone could say to me. Thank you 🙂

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  8. belleofthecarnival October 30, 2011 at 20:11 #

    Hahahaha! I would also find someone beautiful id they came to clean my house 😉

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    • Tilly Bud October 30, 2011 at 22:03 #

      That’s it; beauty is from within, especially if it looks like bleach 🙂

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  9. sufilight October 30, 2011 at 21:26 #

    A 50th birthday party with a clean up service and more afterwards (if party is in the home)is a good package deal. 🙂

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  10. kateshrewsday October 30, 2011 at 22:38 #

    Glad you’ve got Bill’s back. he’s had a hell of a time.

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    • Tilly Bud October 31, 2011 at 08:00 #

      It is the fate of genii to be reviled as much as they are revered 😦

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  11. Lorna's Voice October 31, 2011 at 14:38 #

    You are the Queen of one-liners, Tilly! Thanks for my morning chuckle. 🙂

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  12. jezibelle October 31, 2011 at 17:43 #

    Sometimes being concise says it all!

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  13. ElizOF November 1, 2011 at 07:41 #

    Oh Tilly! You are certifiable. 😆

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