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Do you think Shakespeare existed?
Yes.
But does it matter? It doesn’t make any difference who wrote the plays: the words are all that count.
Bill, I’ve got your back.
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What makes someone beautiful?
An offer to clean my house in one hand and a bag of Maltesers in the other.
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Where is the most relaxing place in your world?
Underneath the Hub’s hand as he strokes my hair. I’m out before he can shout, ‘Shut up and go to sleep, will you!’ (His alternative method of inducing repose in his beloved consort.)
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Have you ever had to fire someone?
No, but I was once tempted to stick a catherine wheel where the Hub’s sun don’t shine.
I say ‘once’…
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Do you like surprises?
Yes, and if anyone wants to throw me a surprise birthday party when I turn fifty, I promise to enjoy it.
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How do you know when it’s time to go?
I get a little damp patch around my lower-middle area.
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The Laughing Housewife 
Very funny responses, Tilly! 😀
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Thanks Tom 🙂
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🙂
What makes someone beautiful?
My father always used to say
Little dabs of powder, little spots of apint
make a girl look pretty,
when she really ain’t.
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I think covering a child in beer amounts to abuse 😉
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🙂
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crikey. All the right letters, not necessarily in the right order…..
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Story of my life 🙂
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Reading your blog, I have discovered all kinds of WordPress features I had not really noticed before. I like most of your answers above, especially the Shakespeare answer. It is words that count, deeds don’t matter, even if my Mom said “Actions speak louder than words.”
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It’s all about the context, isn’t it?
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How do you know when it’s time to go? I get a little damp patch around my lower-middle area.
I wondered about that prompt when I read the title – are wordpress running out of ideas?
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Really, it was about leaving somewhere. I omitted the rest of the question for my own nefarious purposes 🙂
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I was 50 once — 15 years ago. lol. Nobody threw me a surprise party back then. boo-hoo!!!
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It’s never too late. Drop lots of hints 🙂
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… damp patch … oh, you kill me!
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Thank goodness somebody got it!
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Saved me the trouble of a catch up post and gave my readers a laugh. Reblogged. You make my morning and often my day and then a final good night guffaw. Thank you.
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That’s the nicest thing anyone could say to me. Thank you 🙂
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Hahahaha! I would also find someone beautiful id they came to clean my house 😉
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That’s it; beauty is from within, especially if it looks like bleach 🙂
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A 50th birthday party with a clean up service and more afterwards (if party is in the home)is a good package deal. 🙂
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I like your style 🙂
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Glad you’ve got Bill’s back. he’s had a hell of a time.
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It is the fate of genii to be reviled as much as they are revered 😦
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You are the Queen of one-liners, Tilly! Thanks for my morning chuckle. 🙂
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Sometimes being concise says it all!
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Oh Tilly! You are certifiable. 😆
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You made my day 🙂
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