I don’t think I need a spine. It’s holding me back.
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15 Responses to “Joke 224”
I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.
This Is Me:
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
I have the funniest readers in the blogosphere (not necessarily ha ha…)
I think we need a new thingy besides ‘like’: Groan! Great cartoon, though.
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I’m with Viv!
(sorry I am scarce, Tilly, my email service provider is down again and I am not getting notifications *scowl*)
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Yes. Please can you fix us a ‘groan’ button? 😉
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Or a sliding scale of ‘like’ – from 0 -10, like these pain charts….
http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=21276
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Ouch, Pseu! That one hurt 🙂
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🙂
Smiles apolgetically
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Leave it with me!
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Harharhar! No wonder he’s feeling CD! If he had more backbone, he’d slosh him. Spineless, I call it!
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Trying to keep up the groan factor, Col? Good try 🙂
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hahaha
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Aaaww. That’s a first rate groaner.
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totally like the concept of using extraneous body parts as de-cluttering tools. why not use disks as disc-holders! Many Maltesers for the combo pack of joke and de-cluttering tool!
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Okay, you’re scaring me now 😀
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Where do you find the cartoons with comic pictures? 🙂
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Google. I choose a joke and then pick a key word or theme and Google it.
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