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Did you notice the poll on today’s joke? That’s your fault. You demanded an opposite of the ‘Like’ button and a poll is the nearest I could get to it. You wandered in here looking for a joke and I made you work.
I always listen to my readers. Bet you’re sorry you said anything now, aren’t you?
Here’s another poll:
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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