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Did you notice the poll on today’s joke? That’s your fault. You demanded an opposite of the ‘Like’ button and a poll is the nearest I could get to it. You wandered in here looking for a joke and I made you work.
I always listen to my readers. Bet you’re sorry you said anything now, aren’t you?
Here’s another poll:
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
The Laughing Housewife 
Voted ;p
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It better be the right answer… 🙂
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To all my fellow commentators, please vote on the following:
For making us answer polls on her blogs, Tilly Bud should be:
1. Henceforth and forever more banished from the blogosphere ____
2. Tied up in a room with a box of Maltesers just out of her reach ____
3. Be made to listen to a recording of WordPress prompts played over and over ____
4. Be made to listen to all the knock knock jokes that ever existed ____
or….. (and this is especially cruel)
5. Be complimented on every thing she writes ____
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I have no idea what I am responding to, but i vote for all of the above or below. Dianne
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For this, Big Al deserves one of those cowa thingies.
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Agree 🙂
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I’m sensing a popular uprising…
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Oh no! I shall keep my mouth shut in future.
Well, I’ll try.
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Saying nothing.
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Who? Me?
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*heavily suspicious* Before I answer this, is there going to be a poll tax? Are polecats involved? Or is poledancing? Or being up the pole? Is it a north poll or a south poll? And how far groan?
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😀 😀 😀
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You really are so accommodating to your readers. In that spirit I voted as many times as I could. 😉
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Well, um, thank you… 🙂
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Too many choices
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That’s the modern world for you.
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Eeee, you’re a hard woman, Mrs Budd…
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I am 🙂
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Actually, having just participated in the previous poll it occurred to me that the data of, say, 50 regular responses to various jokes over a two year period might produce some very interesting results. One might be able to gauge what the key criteria for a groanworthy joke is, and its opposite.
I could go on. Or I could just go and stick my head in a teapot.
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The simplest solutions are often the best.
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no polls at all please… ingraining or otherwise… Yes, it is a bit of a what have yous. 😉
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I can’t do none at all; I like them 🙂
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