Joke 225

4 Nov

Doctor:  What’s wrong with your brother?

Brother:  He thinks he’s a chicken.

Doctor: Really?  How long has this been going on?

Brother:  About five years.

Doctor:  Five years!

Brother:  We would have brought him in earlier, but we needed the eggs.

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16 Responses to “Joke 225”

  1. Cindy November 4, 2011 at 05:51 #

    I voted dreadful, but it’s all tongue in chick …

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    • Tilly Bud November 4, 2011 at 09:56 #

      Cindy, I could cry. Beautiful, just beautiful.

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      • Pseu November 4, 2011 at 19:27 #

        Cindy’s hoping for Malteser treats, I feel

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  2. musings November 4, 2011 at 08:06 #

    I love Cindy’s comment. 🙂

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  3. Janie Jones November 4, 2011 at 13:00 #

    You mean a joke can still be funny and not make you groan?!? I thought that was the whole point!

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    • Tilly Bud November 6, 2011 at 08:33 #

      Yes, I sensed that from your own joke posts 😉

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  4. misswhiplash November 4, 2011 at 13:39 #

    Laughter is the best medicine , so they say, and a dose of you everyday does seem to work….

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  5. SchmidleysScribbling November 4, 2011 at 15:35 #

    I don’t discuss my voting preferences with strangers. Dianne

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  6. colonialist November 4, 2011 at 19:39 #

    Actually, I’ve groan to like them …

    The scale should start with a wince or a whimper. I regard ANY groan as a high accolade for my Really Awful specials.

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  7. bluebee November 4, 2011 at 22:04 #

    Totally groanworthy but saved by Cin’s comment

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  8. slpmartin November 4, 2011 at 23:36 #

    I personally think this election (vote) has a few hanging chads. 😉

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    • Tilly Bud November 6, 2011 at 08:35 #

      I’m sure that’s funny on your side of the Atlantic, Charles. 🙂 Sadly, we still use pencil and paper here.

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  9. ElizOF November 6, 2011 at 09:37 #

    I didn’t vote but I think it’s pretty cool. It was funny after all…;-)

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I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.

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