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CoWAbunger Hoist

7 Nov

I’m not doing this just on Viv’s say-so, though she does have a lot of influence over The Laughing Housewife (don’t tell her!); I’m doing it because it’s the right thing to do.  Pleasing myself, pleasing a friend and choosing the winner never seemed so easy before. 

For this excellent comment on I Always Listen To My Readers, in which I was hoist by my own petard, step up, Big Al.

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To all my fellow commentators, please vote on the following:

For making us answer polls on her blogs, Tilly Bud should be:

1. Henceforth and forever more banished from the blogosphere ____

2. Tied up in a room with a box of Maltesers just out of her reach ____

3. Be made to listen to a recording of WordPress prompts played over and over ____

4. Be made to listen to all the knock knock jokes that ever existed ____

or….. (and this is especially cruel)

5. Be complimented on every thing she writes ____

 

I found a wonderful picture of a cow doing a pole dance but I can’t use it.  If you’re curious, it’s here.  Then there was a picture of a bull goring a matador right where it would hurt me (in the mouth); I’d like to have used it – satisfying on so many levels – but Big Al was so charming and so funny that I decided to go with what he really deserves…a smiling cow.  Here you go, Big Al:

Big Al isn’t funny just in here.  Check out his blog, The Cvillean.  Don’t be put off by the fact that he can’t seem to spell his own name.

Well done Al!

Joke 228

7 Nov

One day in New York City, a banker was driving his new Jaguar down the streets. He parked it and opened the door to get out. Suddenly a taxi went by and ripped the door off. The driver reported this to a nearby police officer.

The officer had seen the whole thing and said, “You bankers are so involved in your possessions. You didn’t even notice that your arm was ripped off as well.”

The banker stared at where his arm used to be and said “OH NO! My new Rolex is gone too!”

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