Joke 228

7 Nov

One day in New York City, a banker was driving his new Jaguar down the streets. He parked it and opened the door to get out. Suddenly a taxi went by and ripped the door off. The driver reported this to a nearby police officer.

The officer had seen the whole thing and said, “You bankers are so involved in your possessions. You didn’t even notice that your arm was ripped off as well.”

The banker stared at where his arm used to be and said “OH NO! My new Rolex is gone too!”

7 Responses to “Joke 228”

  1. Cindy November 7, 2011 at 06:01 #



  2. Hanna November 7, 2011 at 07:25 #

    Aha… a banker joke! 😛


  3. eof737 November 7, 2011 at 08:12 #

    sad but true… 🙂


  4. musings November 7, 2011 at 09:27 #

    I’m afraid that’s what our opinion of bankers are these days.


  5. Pseu November 7, 2011 at 16:36 #

    I have a reunion coming up. Now I know how to impress them all. 🙂


  6. SchmidleysScribbling November 7, 2011 at 17:31 #

    Too sad.


  7. slpmartin November 7, 2011 at 18:49 #

    Now that a cute one.


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