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I’m Getting Behind On The Prompts

8 Nov
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How do you know when you’re right?

The Hub will occasionally tell me. It’s one of the pros of marriage.

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How do you know when you’re wrong?

The Hub will always tell me. It’s one of the cons of marriage.

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Did you have a secret hiding place as a child?

I sometimes slept in my parents’ bed.  I would take their four pillows and build a little wall around and over my head.  They always found me.  I never figured out how.

Do you have one now?

Well if I tell you then it won’t be a secret, will it?

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Who is your favorite parent?

Heathcliff Huxtable.

Why?

He’s funny.  Humour in parenting is an underrated skill.  If we don’t learn to laugh at the little horrors, they’ll take over the house.

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What do you hope your kids will say about you when they’re adults?

‘I can’t wait to give Mum all this money I’ve made.  She’s so funny, she deserves it.’ 

A tutorial on how to draw a smiley face. :)

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Do we live life forwards, but examine it backwards? This is something the philosopher Kikergard pointed out long ago.

Well if he said it, it must be true….  What did he graduate in?  Things So Obvious Nobody Needs To Say It? 

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How can we battle bad science?  Here’s something different for today.  Watch this 15 minute talk about bad science. And then write a brief review on your blog, or simply write about a topic that comes to mind from listening to his presentation.

I’m religious; I don’t do open minds.  No wait, I remember: I’m a Christian; I’m so tolerant of others I don’t need to actually know anything about them.  Erm…but I’m lazy; could you not just give me a quick synopsis?

Dear WordPress prompter, I appreciate that you’re trying something new, I really do; but I already spend so much time in here that my family think I changed my name to Thank you, smiley face.  I can’t spare fifteen minutes to watch videos in which I have no interest.  If science doesn’t come with a bald captain and a good cup of tea, forget it.

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Joke 229

8 Nov

Wife:  I was a fool when I married you!

Husband:  Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice it. 

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