A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was a genie. The genie said, “I will grant you three wishes.”
The man thought about his first wish and decided, “I would like one million dollars transferred to a Swiss bank account.”
POOF! A bank statement appeared in his hand.
Next he wished for a red Ferrari.
POOF! There was the car in front of him.
He thought long and hard for his last wish: “I want to be irresistible to women.”
POOF! He turned into a box of chocolates.
Chocolate, yup that would do it. Or Maltersers, depending on who you are. lol 🙂
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LOL!! all of King’s Midas loot or an end to writers block XD
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Never trust a genie, I guess? XD hahah…
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Especially when it’s asking you to MAKE a wish lol 😀
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We should know by now that we have to make our own wishes come true: Genies are a trap for the unwary. Mind you, in the joke, the end result would be great for the receiving woman!
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I just had to check the morning joke before work! 🙂
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A box of chocs and not a bag of Maltesers???
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For that answer it would have to read, ‘Make me irresistable to Tilly Bud.’ 😀
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haha – what a perfect fable – I wouldn’t even consider a man who drove a Ferrari, particularly a red one
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Poor bloke… 😆
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Haha, pffffff….
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It was interesting to note that it was almost exclusively women who enjoyed this one. Andy, it’s good to see you have a feminine side 🙂
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