Joke 232

11 Nov

A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was a genie.  The genie said, “I will grant you three wishes.”

The man thought about his first wish and decided, “I would like one million dollars transferred to a Swiss bank account.”

POOF!  A bank statement appeared in his hand.

Next he wished for a red Ferrari.

POOF! There was the car in front of him.

He thought long and hard for his last wish: “I want to be irresistible to women.”

POOF! He turned into a box of chocolates.

12 Responses to “Joke 232”

  1. Jodie November 11, 2011 at 05:44 #

    Chocolate, yup that would do it. Or Maltersers, depending on who you are. lol 🙂

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  2. andy1076 November 11, 2011 at 06:36 #

    LOL!! all of King’s Midas loot or an end to writers block XD

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  3. Hanna November 11, 2011 at 06:46 #

    Never trust a genie, I guess? XD hahah…

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    • andy1076 November 11, 2011 at 06:48 #

      Especially when it’s asking you to MAKE a wish lol 😀

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  4. vivinfrance November 11, 2011 at 07:08 #

    We should know by now that we have to make our own wishes come true: Genies are a trap for the unwary. Mind you, in the joke, the end result would be great for the receiving woman!

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  5. Pseu November 11, 2011 at 09:30 #

    I just had to check the morning joke before work! 🙂

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  6. Cindy November 11, 2011 at 16:09 #

    A box of chocs and not a bag of Maltesers???

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    • Tilly Bud November 14, 2011 at 11:59 #

      For that answer it would have to read, ‘Make me irresistable to Tilly Bud.’ 😀

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  7. bluebee November 11, 2011 at 23:53 #

    haha – what a perfect fable – I wouldn’t even consider a man who drove a Ferrari, particularly a red one

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  8. eof737 November 12, 2011 at 04:17 #

    Poor bloke… 😆

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  9. Perfecting Motherhood November 13, 2011 at 02:55 #

    Haha, pffffff….

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  10. Tilly Bud November 14, 2011 at 12:00 #

    It was interesting to note that it was almost exclusively women who enjoyed this one. Andy, it’s good to see you have a feminine side 🙂

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