Joke 238

17 Nov

Thanks to Viv for this one.

Five tips for a woman

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on, who doesn’t lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don’t know each other.

Foot Note:

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: ‘If we don’t get some support soon, people will think we’re nuts.’

7 Responses to “Joke 238”

  1. Cindy November 17, 2011 at 05:47 #

    Hahaha @ nuts 😉

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  2. Pseu November 17, 2011 at 08:40 #

    Bon Jour, Tilly

    by the way the real difference between men and women is well illustrated here:

    http://nuttygal247waffle.blogspot.com/2008/08/difference-between-men-women.html

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  3. misswhiplash November 17, 2011 at 09:38 #

    Great list…but all points..nearly impossible to fill

    loved the pics xx

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  4. musings November 18, 2011 at 07:38 #

    Hilarious!

    Like

  5. Kate Kresse November 19, 2011 at 10:26 #

    Tilly you are a silly , insightful wonderful jokester

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    • Tilly Bud November 19, 2011 at 10:33 #

      I appreciate the thought, but I don’t make these jokes up. I lift them from the net. Just thought I’d better be honest about that 🙂

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