Spud was in his English class. Someone had never heard of the word ‘pail’. The teacher explained it was a bucket as in,
Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water.
As she paused, Spud interjected,
Instead they found whiskey,
got a bit frisky
and now they have a daughter.
That’s my boy!
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
For some hanky panky
Jill had forgotten to take her pill
And now there’s little Franky.
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lol! I’ve forwarded that to Spud; he’ll love it 🙂
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That Spud is a chip off the old laughing housewife!
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He’s a monkey. He said it just came to him.
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that Spud is a chip!!! hahahaha
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ROFL!!!!
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Viv’s comment, really 🙂
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LOVE IT ! lol
Peace,
Siggi in Downeast Maine
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He gets away with murder because his teachers like him.
Hope you had a great Thanksgiving.
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What a poet, just like his mom (or his dad?).
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😀
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Nice one, I love Spud’s sense of humour – think he must be following in your footsteps Tilly!
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He is extremely funny, it’s true 😉
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Oh the talent is inherited…is it?
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Have a glass of port 😉
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Like mother like son, that was funny. If I had been the teacher, they would have heard my laughter all the way into France. That is how loud my laugh can get, I have a real belly laugh. You would have heard it I’m sure.
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I would love to; there’s nothing better than a loud laugh 🙂
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Very clever. 🙂
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Thanks. He is 🙂
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You have a clever lad there TillyB
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Do I detect the next Benny Hill? There is nothing like British humor – it’s the best!
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Thanks but…Benny Hill…? 🙂
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I’m beginning to believe that a sense of great humor is genetic! 🙂
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I sense it too. Great! (Humour me)
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That’s awesome! But, did the teacher appreciate the wit and timing?
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She did. They all know him 🙂
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Clever kid!
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You can come again!
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No kidding? What a riot! 😆
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