Cheeky Boy!

24 Nov
Jack and Jill (nursery rhyme)

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Spud was in his English class.  Someone had never heard of the word ‘pail’.  The teacher explained it was a bucket as in,

Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water.

As she paused, Spud interjected,

Instead they found whiskey,
got a bit frisky
and now they have a daughter.

That’s my boy!

30 Responses to “Cheeky Boy!”

  1. BeckySefton November 24, 2011 at 23:07 #

    Jack and Jill went up the hill
    For some hanky panky
    Jill had forgotten to take her pill
    And now there’s little Franky.

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    • Tilly Bud November 24, 2011 at 23:13 #

      lol! I’ve forwarded that to Spud; he’ll love it 🙂

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  2. vivinfrance November 24, 2011 at 23:13 #

    That Spud is a chip off the old laughing housewife!

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    • Tilly Bud November 24, 2011 at 23:14 #

      He’s a monkey. He said it just came to him.

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      • Pseu November 24, 2011 at 23:50 #

        that Spud is a chip!!! hahahaha

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  3. siggiofmaine November 24, 2011 at 23:14 #

    LOVE IT ! lol

    Peace,
    Siggi in Downeast Maine

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    • Tilly Bud November 24, 2011 at 23:15 #

      He gets away with murder because his teachers like him.

      Hope you had a great Thanksgiving.

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  4. Perfecting Motherhood November 24, 2011 at 23:42 #

    What a poet, just like his mom (or his dad?).

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  5. barb19 November 24, 2011 at 23:50 #

    Nice one, I love Spud’s sense of humour – think he must be following in your footsteps Tilly!

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    • Tilly Bud November 24, 2011 at 23:52 #

      He is extremely funny, it’s true 😉

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  6. slpmartin November 25, 2011 at 00:49 #

    Oh the talent is inherited…is it?

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  7. laurieanichols November 25, 2011 at 03:09 #

    Like mother like son, that was funny. If I had been the teacher, they would have heard my laughter all the way into France. That is how loud my laugh can get, I have a real belly laugh. You would have heard it I’m sure.

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    • Tilly Bud November 25, 2011 at 09:08 #

      I would love to; there’s nothing better than a loud laugh 🙂

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  8. Sara no "H" November 25, 2011 at 03:17 #

    Very clever. 🙂

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  9. misswhiplash November 25, 2011 at 15:54 #

    You have a clever lad there TillyB

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  10. Big Al November 26, 2011 at 14:46 #

    Do I detect the next Benny Hill? There is nothing like British humor – it’s the best!

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  11. Lorna's Voice November 26, 2011 at 16:20 #

    I’m beginning to believe that a sense of great humor is genetic! 🙂

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  12. Janie Jones November 26, 2011 at 17:19 #

    That’s awesome! But, did the teacher appreciate the wit and timing?

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  13. The Hook November 27, 2011 at 02:57 #

    Clever kid!

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  14. ElizOF December 7, 2011 at 03:19 #

    No kidding? What a riot! 😆

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