Joke 245

24 Nov

Happy Thanksgiving to my American readers! 

If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims!

What sound does a space turkey make?

Hubble, Hubble, Hubble.

 

      

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24 Responses to “Joke 245”

  1. jmgoyder November 24, 2011 at 05:18 #

    These are hilarious even though we don’t too Thanksgiving here and we are not eating our Bubbles either!

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  2. nrhatch November 24, 2011 at 05:24 #

    Thanks, Tilly! Loved the 2nd one . . . “What happened then?”

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  3. slpmartin November 24, 2011 at 05:42 #

    I shall have a bit of turkey in you honor tomorrow…Well maybe even a little port. 😉

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    • Tilly Bud November 24, 2011 at 11:44 #

      Thank you Charles; I know it will be a sacrifice 😉

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  4. siggiofmaine November 24, 2011 at 06:17 #

    Tilly,
    Thank you…these are lovely. I give thanks I found you this past year for you bring light and laughter into my life.

    Peace,
    Siggi in Downeast Maine, USA

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    • Katherine Gordy Levine November 24, 2011 at 06:37 #

      Posted on Facebooks with this comment:

      THANKSGIVING LAUGHS. THANK TILLY BUD. THE LAUGHING HOUSEWIFE. SHE KEEPS ME CHUCKLING, GIGGLING, AND LAUGHING OUT LOUD. Even when I feel bad, she lightens my life. Thank you Tilly.

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    • Tilly Bud November 24, 2011 at 11:46 #

      What a lovely think to say! Thank you 😀

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    • Tilly Bud November 28, 2011 at 11:40 #

      That’s so sweet! Thank you 😀

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  5. andy1076 November 24, 2011 at 06:45 #

    LOL funny 😀

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  6. Perfecting Motherhood November 24, 2011 at 06:46 #

    Oh no, how does Big Bird get eaten at Thanksgiving??? My kids can’t see this!!!

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  7. DeeShrek November 24, 2011 at 07:51 #

    Hi, you have been nominated for “The Versatile Blogger” award. Congrats!:)
    http://literallychallenged.wordpress.com/2011/11/24/the-versatile-blogger-ting/

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  8. Pseu November 24, 2011 at 08:29 #

    Good stuffing, Tilly

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  9. colonialist November 24, 2011 at 10:06 #

    I love these. Particularly the Mayflower play on words – my style of giggle!

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  10. granny1947 November 24, 2011 at 10:27 #

    Brilliant Tilly…thanks for the morning smile!

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    • Tilly Bud November 24, 2011 at 11:49 #

      My pleasure, Granny; I know you needed it 🙂

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  11. Hattie November 25, 2011 at 20:31 #

    Very good. Except for turkeys, of course.

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  12. eof737 November 26, 2011 at 04:31 #

    The TIVO picture is priceless… 😉

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  13. Janie Jones November 26, 2011 at 17:23 #

    May flowers…. bring pilgrims. Good one!

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