Joke 257

6 Dec

Your once-in-a-lifetime chance to win a box of Maltesers from the meanest Malteser eater in the land is running out – send me a Christmas joke or cartoon and I’ll seal the envelope with my tears if you win.


What do you call a group of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby at Christmas?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.


10 Responses to “Joke 257”

  1. andy1076 December 6, 2011 at 05:52 #

    Whatever happened to that clock thing lol!!


    • Tilly Bud December 6, 2011 at 11:22 #

      They probably used it as the timer… 😉


  2. sanstorm December 6, 2011 at 08:28 #



  3. granny1947 December 6, 2011 at 12:05 #

    Hehehe…damn…can’t think of a single CLEAN joke to send you!


    • Tilly Bud December 6, 2011 at 12:08 #

      I might have been thinking of you when I inserted that Clause…


  4. Grannymar December 6, 2011 at 14:36 #

    I have watched people play chess. I have watched people make chess sets. Alas, l put the game in the same class as cricket and watching paint dry.


    • Tilly Bud December 7, 2011 at 11:46 #

      Add Monopoly to the mix and I’m yours 🙂


  5. Pseu December 6, 2011 at 18:02 #

    Love the joke.

    How do your titillate an ocelot?
    You oscillate its tit a lot


  6. SchmidleysScribbling December 6, 2011 at 21:02 #

    My calender stopped working too.


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