Joke 260

9 Dec

What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?

Cross mouse cards.

 

11 Responses to “Joke 260”

  1. SidevieW December 9, 2011 at 07:08 #

    cross mouse cards! *groan*

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  2. vivinfrance December 9, 2011 at 08:16 #

    Groan, and again I say, GROAN

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  3. Tilly Bud December 9, 2011 at 10:14 #

    What’s wrong with you people?!?

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  4. rumpydog December 9, 2011 at 12:55 #

    Now THAT’S funny!!!!

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  5. Pseu December 9, 2011 at 19:26 #

    What do cats eat at Christmas?

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    • Tilly Bud December 10, 2011 at 10:58 #

      Is this a joke or an existential question?

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      • Pseu December 12, 2011 at 12:01 #

        darn it… I mean to come back and give the answer.

        Mice pies of course.

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        • Tilly Bud December 12, 2011 at 12:05 #

          lol! I really did not see that one coming.

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  6. bluebee December 9, 2011 at 23:41 #

    I work for myself so winning the lottery wouldn’t bring me that satisfaction, but I would take vicarious pleasure in seeing a few very frustrated working friends giving the bums-up to their sociopathic bosses… but life’s never like the movies

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    • Tilly Bud December 10, 2011 at 10:59 #

      Just as well, really, or we’d have Bruce Willis blowing up buildings all over the place.

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I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.

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