Where is the place you are bravest? When are the times you are the most brave?
Standing in front of my children, protecting them from enemies, such as bees, bullies and visitors’ bad breath. Or kissing visitors. They hate those.
How do you decide on new year’s resolutions?
I decide not to make any. If I want to feel guilty all year, I spend less on the Hub’s Christmas presents than he does on mine. He doesn’t mind but it’s not nice to say ‘Thanks for the Presidential cup/ball/book/signature; seven dvds; clothes; underwear; shoes; cds; books; jewellery; Maltesers; and all the little but cute and/or funny stocking fillers. How do you like your nail brush?’
What’s the best gift you’ve ever received?
Probably President George W. Bush’s balls.
By the way, Mr WordPress Prompter, you asked me this one already. See here for the same answer to the same question, but in more detail.
Is there a cure for stupidity?
No; but there is an antidote…
…work that one out for yourself, dear reader; I don’t want to be kicked off WordPress this close to Christmas.
I have the funniest readers in the blogosphere (not necessarily ha ha…)