Joke 267

16 Dec

Thanks to Miss Whiplash for this one.

A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees.

“I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, bursting into tears. Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong.

“Oh Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “for me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grown ups don’t really have sex, I’ve got nothing left to believe in!”

 

4 Responses to “Joke 267”

  1. vivinfrance December 16, 2011 at 08:38 #

    Something weird happened when I clicked on ‘like’ – an ad for ID came up. Are you trying to tell me something?

    Like

  2. slpmartin December 16, 2011 at 15:35 #

    Oh…now that’s one I have to remember!

    Like

  3. Pseu December 16, 2011 at 19:09 #

    this one’s not behaving…

    Like

  4. ElizOF December 18, 2011 at 04:39 #

    OOps! 😦

    Like

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