Joke 277

26 Dec

Mum, can I have a dog for Christmas?
No; you can have turkey like everyone else!

Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey – he’s always stuffed!

What bird has wings but cannot fly?
Roast turkey!

We had grandma for Christmas dinner.
Really?  We had turkey!

13 Responses to “Joke 277”

  1. musings December 26, 2011 at 06:21 #

    We didn’t have turkey. We had ham. 🙂

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    • Tilly Bud December 28, 2011 at 12:11 #

      We had a gammon as well, which is the same thing 🙂

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  2. Hanna December 26, 2011 at 06:23 #

    I thought thanks giving was turkey day?

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    • Tilly Bud December 28, 2011 at 12:12 #

      In the States. We don’t celebrate Thanksgiving in Britain, so Christmas is our turkey day.

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  3. evilnymphstuff December 26, 2011 at 06:24 #

    LOL I so love turkey!! 😀
    By the way I gave you two blog awards! So come and get your Christmas gift: http://evilnymphstuff.wordpress.com/2011/12/25/merry-christmas-awards-giveaway/

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  4. Kate Kresse December 26, 2011 at 06:47 #

    my hubby–the great lover of puns and groaners loved these tilly…he will no doubt pass them along to his bros in Chicago 😉

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  5. Cindy December 26, 2011 at 08:02 #

    Morning Tilly 🙂

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  6. eof737 December 29, 2011 at 10:26 #

    Mind those icons… they can be deadly to your blog! 😦

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