Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
13 Responses to “Joke 282”
I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.
This Is Me:
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
I have the funniest readers in the blogosphere (not necessarily ha ha…)
The Laughing Housewife 
Ha…made me think of Monty Python’s – Eric the Half-a-Bee (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlrsqGal64w) Have a wonderful new year!
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One of the great things about blogging is being introduced to stuff I’d never have known about otherwise.
Thanks, Charlie, and a happy New Year to you 🙂
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Oh no, not that!
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You crack me up…need a smile today!!!
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Poor Granny! Stick to the tonic water next time 🙂
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This made me chuckle quietly in my office. 🙂
Have a Happy New Year filled with lots of laughter and abundance!
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Thank you, I plan to! And the same to you 🙂
BTW, I really enjoyed your peace post.
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Were you at school with my granny? That is a compliment, she was one of the funniest people I ever met!
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OH NO, not that!!! I am worn out from dueling with technology. Dianne
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Lucky for him he was left out. If his right side had been cut off….then he’d have no right to say anything at all 🙂
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😀 😀 😀
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Aww LOL very good one!
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HAppy New Year Tilly!
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