New Year Resolutions For Pets
15. I will not eat other animals’ poop.
14. I will not lick my human’s face after eating animal poop.
13. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I’m lying under the coffee table.
12. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
11. I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener.
10. Cats: Circulate a petition that sleeping become a juried competition in major animal shows.
9. Come to understand that cats are from Venus; dogs are from Mars.
8. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds.
7. Hamster: Don’t let them figure out I’m just a rat on steroids, or they’ll flush me!
6. Get a bite in on that freak who gives me that shot every year.
5. Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is *too* much.
4. Cats: Use new living room sofa as scratching post.
3. January 1st: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock! January 2nd – December 31: Re-live victory over the sock.
2. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
AND the Number 1 New Year’s Resolutions Made by Pets…
1. I will NOT chase the stick until I see it LEAVE THE IDIOT’S HAND
The Laughing Housewife 
Not too sure how many pets would respect those new resolutions but! hey! happy new year all the same lol! 😀
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And to you, Andy 🙂
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Happy New Year…way after midnight for you ! Thank you for all your support and encouragement in 2011. You have brought much joy to my life. Thank you very much.
Peace and love,
Siggi in Maine
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What a lovely thing to say! Thank you 🙂
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Happy New Year, Tilly! We’re off to watch the midnight fireworks and ring in the new year here.
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Hope you had a wonderful time, Nancy. Happy New Year to you.
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Happy new year! Looking forward to read your many jokes and thoughts in 2012.
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LOL love it! Happy new year 😀
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And to you, ENS.
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Hauoli Makahiki Hou (Hawaiian for Happy New Year)! Hoo boy! The fireworks have started already and it’s only 7:15 PM.
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And to you, too, Kay! I hope it’s a good one.
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I didn’t know cats sniffed others’ behinds. Weird.
Have you finished your postaday year? Are we going to be deprived of Tilly in 2012?
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I have, and there doesn’t seem to be anything for 2012 😦
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Reblogged this on Emotfit's Blog and commented:
A GOOD LAUGH particularly for those of us who love cars and dogs. Enjoy.
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Happy New Year!
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I disa gree; I think the refridgerator is the perfect place for a dog’s head.
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Um, there’s no answer to that, except, are you still taking your medication?
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I think that I may well print out your list for Pets, and put it at a reasonable level on the wall so that my animals can read it….
Every one sounded just as if you had written it for my cat or dogs, especially No 1
Good start to the New Year
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Nothing in there for donkeys, though 🙂
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My resolution is to keep popping in for a good giggle!
Happy & Healthy 2012!
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Now that’s a resolution I can get on board with.
Happy New year, Grannymar; really glad to have met you.
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There should be a resolution about dogs eating their own poop.
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There definitely should 🙂
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It will be Edward! Always Edward!
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I know; and it seems right. But Jake would be better for her.
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This is hysterical. ♥Happy ♥New ♥Year ♥ & TY for the humor and for just being you! 🙂
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Thanks 🙂
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