Joke 287

5 Jan

Two hunters are out in the woods in New Jersey when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, ‘My friend is dead! What can I do?’

The operator says, ‘Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.’

There is silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, ‘OK, now what?’

15 Responses to “Joke 287”

  1. andy1076 January 5, 2012 at 05:59 #

    LOL Jeff Foxworthy would have a hoot XD


  2. Kate Kresse January 5, 2012 at 06:24 #

    …laughing hysterically. i need chocolate therapy now!!


  3. evilnymphstuff January 5, 2012 at 06:36 #

    Oh LOL!!! People in jokes are always so stupid xD


  4. Perfecting Motherhood January 5, 2012 at 06:54 #

    Haha, I’m not sure about New Jersey, but surely in Texas!


  5. earlybird January 5, 2012 at 07:52 #

    Now I’m laughing!


  6. siberianstarbeads January 5, 2012 at 08:15 #

    That is hilarious, although sadly, there are more than a few people I can picture doing exactly that. I don’t go out with any of them alone!


  7. vivinfrance January 5, 2012 at 08:58 #

    and so am I – the jokes are getting better!


    • Tilly Bud January 5, 2012 at 13:01 #

      Ouch! That backhanded compliment hurt 🙂


  8. Pseu January 5, 2012 at 09:55 #

    That first joke is one of sister’s oft repeated ones….


  9. misswhiplash January 5, 2012 at 10:02 #

    Oh Dear….what a calamity!


  10. musings January 5, 2012 at 10:26 #

    Ohhhh… dark humor.


  11. SchmidleysScribbling January 5, 2012 at 15:12 #

    I hate to tell you this (not really) but NO ONE HUNTS in New Jersey any more becasue it is the most urbanized state in the US. Hunters (who call themselves Italian hillbillies) go western Pennsylvania or New York for deer hunting, or drive south to Maryland or Virginia to hunt fox or geese. I know about these things. Dianne

    PS Okay, okay some people shoot at other people in Newark or on the I-95 Interstate highway otherwise known as the Miami-NYC drug corridor.


  12. slpmartin January 5, 2012 at 16:52 #

    Not sure why that made me laugh aloud…but it did.;-)


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