Joke 289

7 Jan

Joe sets up Michael to go on a blind date with a friend of his. But Michael is a little worried about going out with someone he’s never seen before. “What do I do if she’s ugly?” says Mike, “I’ll be stuck with her all night.”

“Don’t worry,” Joe says, “just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see then everything goes as planned. If you don’t just shout Aaaaaauuuggghhh! and fake an asthma attack.”

So that night, Mike knocks at the girl’s door and when she comes out he is awestruck at how beautiful and sexy she is. He’s about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts  “Aaaaaauuuggghhh!”

11 Responses to “Joke 289”

  1. andy1076 January 7, 2012 at 05:55 #

    Yeah, that line got old real fast Tarzan 😛

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  2. evilnymphstuff January 7, 2012 at 06:36 #

    Haha Me so laughing!

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  3. thoughtsofthewanderingkind January 7, 2012 at 06:50 #

    Hahaaha!! So great!

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  4. misswhiplash January 7, 2012 at 08:47 #

    that’s the way the cookie crumbles…very good TillyB

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  5. kateshrewsday January 7, 2012 at 16:24 #

    Fab, Tilly. It’s the way you tell ’em.

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  6. slpmartin January 7, 2012 at 17:05 #

    Ah…this one made me laugh out loud…shall have to try and remember it…thanks for the morning smiles.

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  7. SchmidleysScribbling January 7, 2012 at 17:30 #

    Ha-ha-ha. Looks like you are feeling better. Dianne

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  8. Grannymar January 7, 2012 at 19:51 #

    So there is some truth in the old saying: Love is blind!

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  9. nrhatch January 7, 2012 at 20:16 #

    LOL @ “Me Tarzan. You Jane.”

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  10. kewsmith January 8, 2012 at 02:10 #

    I needed a good laugh and I got two for the price of one. Thanks!

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