Christmas Killed The Quest For Knowledge

10 Jan

It’s been months since I last shared the searches that find my blog, because 90% of the searches have been for Christmas jokes, or a really fat person smiling.  I’m happy to share the laughter but it makes for dull pickings.

You’ll be glad to hear that hundreds of people still think I know what happened to Gaddafi – though, now, of course, I do.  It’s hardly a secret, is it? 

It wasn’t this: horse falling on a pig

It being the holiday period, I wasn’t surprised to find that quite a few women were looking for dead husband cartoons and what can i have my husband do today.

But I was intrigued by the person looking for ancestor worms 

There were some requests for pictures of old lady eating in a box; I can’t help wondering if they were related to graniessex.  Are people looking to hump wheat, the old lady in TOWIE, or something too infinitely gross to contemplate (that last option might also include the people looking for daftporn and cotton knickers 1950s)?  Whatever, they won’t find it here.  In fact, I’m a little insulted that people think I watch TOWIE.

 

The usual tooth obsession occurred, but this one was new: celebrities teeth; but my favourites were this generic question: what does a 45 year old woman look like and the mind-boggling church of cheese.

 

 

20 Responses to “Christmas Killed The Quest For Knowledge”

  1. viv blake January 10, 2012 at 14:06 #

    Too weird. I don’t get anything like that.

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  2. laurieanichols January 10, 2012 at 14:24 #

    You point me in new directions and perspectives, when I check my stats, I zoom in on how many views I had received, I only glance over the related searches. I didn’t realize that it could be a source of comic fodder. Yours are unique and I wonder about the general population at times, because Tilly you can’t make this stuff up.

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  3. gigihawaii January 10, 2012 at 15:11 #

    Those search terms are really odd. I wonder why I don’t get terms like those.

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  4. sanstorm January 10, 2012 at 15:33 #

    Think it’s time I had a look at mine…

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  5. jmgoyder January 10, 2012 at 15:37 #

    Funny and interesting – I am hopeless at the stats thing and all the rest!

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    • Tilly Bud January 11, 2012 at 12:11 #

      You’ll get there, with practise: just click on everything and see what happens; that’s how I learned.

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  6. imexcited January 10, 2012 at 16:41 #

    Weird..yet you’re so clever to write a funny post about it..good job!

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  7. belleofthecarnival January 10, 2012 at 16:59 #

    You just made me snort my coffee!

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  8. SchmidleysScribbling January 10, 2012 at 17:46 #

    Have they folks who find you been drinking?? I have never understood people under the influence of anything.

    As for middle children, was the Hub the oldest boy? That explains a lot. Dianne

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    • Tilly Bud January 11, 2012 at 12:12 #

      No: sixth child; fourth son. He’s a freak.

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  9. Grannymar January 10, 2012 at 20:57 #

    ‘celebrities teeth’ – I’ll lend them mine!! 😆

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  10. granny1947 January 10, 2012 at 21:30 #

    A lot of people look up “hot granny” and then they find me….life is full of disappointments!

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    • Tilly Bud January 11, 2012 at 12:14 #

      I can’t imagine you disappointing anyone 🙂

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  11. Big Al January 10, 2012 at 23:33 #

    This is just plain strange. But that’s what you get when you’re the number one visited blog by the principality of Liechtenstein (not to mention the rest of the world).

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    • Tilly Bud January 11, 2012 at 12:15 #

      Now I have to go check out my flags gidget to see if that’s true!

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  12. eof737 January 14, 2012 at 02:51 #

    What the heck is daftporn! Good grief! 😆

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