Thanks to Earlybird for this one.
A man goes to the doctor: “Doc, I can’t stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home.”
“That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome,” the doctor replies.
“Is it common?” asks the man.
“It’s not unusual.”
12 Responses to “Joke 293”
I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.
This Is Me:
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
I have the funniest readers in the blogosphere (not necessarily ha ha…)
The Laughing Housewife 
Kermit figured out why there are times when he can’t remember how he ended up in the cabinet 😛
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Hilarious 🙂
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Kermit… funny!
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very good and up to your usual high standard…. poor Kermit and poor me I always thought he was real!!!!
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The Tom Jones joke made me actually lol!
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Those are the comments I like best!
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Kwaark!
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both good toaday
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sorry. I have a frog in my throat
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Love it! It’s not unusual that I enjoy your jokes, but I seldom croak from laughter.
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That Kermit cartoon is hilarious!
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😆
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