I Know Ten Facts About You

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But first, one fact about me: I stole this from a Facebook Likes page. 

1. You are reading this
2. You can’t say M without your lips touching
3. You just tried it
4. You just smiled or laughed
6. You are a boy/girl.
7. You didn’t realize I skipped 5
8. You are looking back at 4 and 6
9. You are liking this
10. You are reading me telling you to like this

I didn’t say they were interesting facts.

 

Joke 299

A guy runs into a bar and says, “Quick, pour me five shots of your best scotch.” The bartender pours them and the man drinks them as fast as he can.

“Wow!  That’s the fastest I’ve seen anyone drink,” says the bartender.

“Well you’d drink that fast if you had what I had,” the man says.

“Oh no!” the bartender says. “What do you have?”

The man replies, “Fifty cents.”