Joke 299

17 Jan

A guy runs into a bar and says, “Quick, pour me five shots of your best scotch.” The bartender pours them and the man drinks them as fast as he can.

“Wow!  That’s the fastest I’ve seen anyone drink,” says the bartender.

“Well you’d drink that fast if you had what I had,” the man says.

“Oh no!” the bartender says. “What do you have?”

The man replies, “Fifty cents.”



9 Responses to “Joke 299”

  1. siggiofmaine January 17, 2012 at 07:11 #

    Thanks for the smile and chuckle before heading to bed.
    Siggi In Downeast Maine


  2. Kate Kresse January 17, 2012 at 09:41 #

    stray bar tilly. too funny. i suppose the one at the sr. citizen’s night club would be a gray bar then, right?


    • Tilly Bud January 18, 2012 at 13:48 #

      Good one! And part time preachers would be a lay bar 🙂


  3. Yulia January 17, 2012 at 09:46 #

    Hahaha.. this is so funny.. will the bartender then follow what that man did? 😀


  4. Grannymar January 17, 2012 at 15:01 #

    I love the last one!


  5. slpmartin January 17, 2012 at 15:27 #

    Got a chuckle out of that one…went well with my morning coffee. 😉


  6. Hattie January 17, 2012 at 19:01 #

    All my friends think my blog is crap.


    • Tilly Bud January 18, 2012 at 13:50 #

      How do you know? We can’t leave comments to say otherwise 😦


  7. evilnymphstuff January 17, 2012 at 19:08 #

    Aww lol a good laugh to end the day! 🙂


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