A guy runs into a bar and says, “Quick, pour me five shots of your best scotch.” The bartender pours them and the man drinks them as fast as he can.
“Wow! That’s the fastest I’ve seen anyone drink,” says the bartender.
“Well you’d drink that fast if you had what I had,” the man says.
“Oh no!” the bartender says. “What do you have?”
The man replies, “Fifty cents.”
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
The Laughing Housewife 
Thanks for the smile and chuckle before heading to bed.
Peace,
Siggi In Downeast Maine
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stray bar tilly. too funny. i suppose the one at the sr. citizen’s night club would be a gray bar then, right?
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Good one! And part time preachers would be a lay bar 🙂
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Hahaha.. this is so funny.. will the bartender then follow what that man did? 😀
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I love the last one!
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Got a chuckle out of that one…went well with my morning coffee. 😉
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All my friends think my blog is crap.
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How do you know? We can’t leave comments to say otherwise 😦
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Aww lol a good laugh to end the day! 🙂
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