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What’s In A Nickname?

21 Jan

I’m thinking about celebrity couples’ nicknames

 

Fudge, recently finished

Image by Tojosan via Flickr

 

Bennifer was the name for J-Lo and Ben Affleck; why not Fleckz?

Tom Cruise and Katy Holmes could be Cromes instead of Tomkat.

Zac Efron and Vaness Hudgens are nicknamed Zanessa; Fudge would be much more fun.

Brad and Ange are Brangelina; can you think of a better one?

Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom have become Kerrbloom.  I prefer Bloke.

John Mayer got the nickname Johnifer after he dated Jennifer Aniston.  Was she Bran when she was married to Mr Pitt?

Reese and Jake are known as Gyllenspoon.  How about Reek?

Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman are Kurban.  I like Kidur.

I’m Tilly Bud, married to the Hub. 

We should be known as Thud; or A Tilly The Hub.

What’s your couples name?

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Joke 303

21 Jan

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

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