Joke 310

28 Jan

A man was driving a pickup truck down a country road, when suddenly he was broadsided by a trailer truck. Some time went by, and the case went to court. The defense attorney said to the plaintiff, “How can you be suing my client now when you told a trooper after the accident that you felt fine?”

The man replied, “Well sir, it was like this. We was drivin’ down the road, mindin’ our own business, when a big trailer truck came out of nowhere and creamed us. When I came to, I was in the ditch, and a trooper was pullin’ up with his car. He looked at the hogs, and they was ‘most dead, so he shot ’em. Then he looked at my dog, and he was hurt real bad, so he shot him. Then he came over to me and he said, ‘How you feeling?’ I said, ‘I never felt better in my life.’ “

13 Responses to “Joke 310”

  1. andy1076 January 28, 2012 at 06:23 #

    LOL it’s what i always think about on the commute home 😛

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  2. granny1947 January 28, 2012 at 08:06 #

    🙂

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  3. Sarchasm2 January 28, 2012 at 08:33 #

    LOL wise man

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  4. Viciously Sweet January 28, 2012 at 08:42 #

    I live in the suburbs outside of LA. I see that comic in real… ALL THE TIME!

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    • Tilly Bud January 30, 2012 at 12:47 #

      It was the same in Joburg. Glad I’m out of that rat race.

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  5. Ron. January 28, 2012 at 12:18 #

    Ha. And: Ha.

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  6. puddinggirl January 28, 2012 at 13:43 #

    It looks like traffic in Manila! =)

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  7. rumpydog January 28, 2012 at 17:07 #

    Just between you and me, I love waking up in the morning and checking for an email with your joke of the day. It starts me off with a smile.

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    • Tilly Bud January 30, 2012 at 12:49 #

      So long as you don’t tell anyone else, I’ll let you say that.

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  8. slpmartin January 28, 2012 at 19:16 #

    An all too true cartoon in SoCal.

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  9. Grannymar January 28, 2012 at 20:29 #

    Makes me glad I don’t need to fight traffic every day.

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  10. bluebee January 31, 2012 at 03:52 #

    Can’t say I haven’t thought that 🙂

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