Joke 311

29 Jan

I went to the butcher’s the other day and I bet him fifty quid that he couldn’t reach the meat off the top shelf.

He said, ‘No thanks; the steaks are too high.’

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13 Responses to “Joke 311”

  1. Kate Kresse January 29, 2012 at 05:58 #

    lol tilly. bet you were glad to meat the butcher, right?

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  2. siggiofmaine January 29, 2012 at 06:14 #

    SIGH. Double SIGH.

    Peace,
    Siggi in Downeast Maine

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  3. Maggie L R January 29, 2012 at 07:35 #

    I lovew it… you made me laugh just when I needed it. Thanks.

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  4. granny1947 January 29, 2012 at 09:09 #

    The steaks were too high….what were they on?

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  5. Pseu January 29, 2012 at 09:46 #

    Does yoga improve the yogurt?

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    • Pseu January 29, 2012 at 17:13 #

      they are obviously cultured cows.

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  6. Grannymar January 29, 2012 at 16:18 #

    I need to meditate on my answer!

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    • Pseu January 29, 2012 at 20:00 #

      oommmhhhh! The reverse of moo?

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  7. Pseu January 29, 2012 at 20:01 #

    If they’re attempting yogic flying are we back again the the possibility of bovine flu?

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  8. 1stjoeyanna January 29, 2012 at 20:57 #

    FUNNY! 🙂

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