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National Library Day

4 Feb

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Today is National Library Day in Britain, so I’m going to spend it writing. 

My writing group is to run a free workshop next week at Stockport Central Library and we want to drum up customers.  Members of the group are going to sit in the library today and write, surrounded by notices begging people to come and talk to us.  I have a t-shirt on which I intend to write, Stockport Writers Do It In The Library.  That should tempt the brave and the perverse, at least. 

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Joke 317

4 Feb

A man calls his wife and says, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting, so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We’re leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! And please pack my new blue silk pajamas.”

The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asks. The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish. He says, “Yes! Lots of walleye, some blue gill, and a few pike. But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?”

The wife replies; “I did, they were in your tackle box.”

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