Joke 323

10 Feb

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.  You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!”
That’s Direct Marketing. 

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.  One of your friends goes up to her, points at you and says, “He’s very rich. Marry him.”
That’s Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.  You go up to her and get her telephone number.  The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.”
That’s Telemarketing.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.  You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.  You open the door for her; pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, “By the way, I’m very rich. Will you marry me?”
That’s Public Relations. 

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.  She walks up to you and says, “You are very rich.”
That’s Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.  You go up to her and say, “I’m very rich. Marry me.”  She gives you a nice hard slap to the face. 
That’s Customer Feedback.

23 Responses to “Joke 323”

  1. Maiya at 08:13 #

    Some customers are really hard to please. 🙂

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  2. sufilight at 08:17 #

    Maiya’s response is what I wished I had said. LOL.

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  3. Sarchasm2 at 08:54 #

    Reblogged this on Sarchasm2 and commented:
    Fun for the day. This blog always starts my day with a smile

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  4. Sonel at 09:15 #

    Whahahahha! Thanks for the laugh! I sure enjoyed it! hehehe

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  5. viv blake at 10:41 #

    Yuk – are you implying that girls are gold-diggers or that men think that is true. I really hated this joke!

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  6. colonialist at 15:45 #

    All one needs to know about business! Also, funny business …

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  7. evilnymphstuff at 19:08 #

    This is so awesome!!! LOL those comparisons are excellent!

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  8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!”
    Then you do the same with all the beautiful girls at the party.
    That’s Social Media Marketing.

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  9. Tinman at 21:06 #

    I saw that Garfield cartoon when it came out about two years ago, and I printed it out and gave a copy to everyone in our Marketing Department.

    And every single one of them proudly stuck it up in their cubicle.

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    • Tilly Bud at 10:57 #

      That’s sweet, Tinman…cough…you do know that’s Dilbert, however?

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  10. nenskei at 00:39 #

    ROTFLOL 😛
    well, I love customer feedback .. it’ll always matter! 😛

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  11. vg9liomotheni1978 at 10:44 #

    Reblogged this on Christina Brown Weblog.

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