Joke 329

16 Feb

A married couple, both avid golfers, were discussing the future one night.

“Honey,” the wife said, “if I were to die and you were to remarry, would you two live in this house?”

“I suppose so – it’s paid for.”

“How about our car?” continued the woman. “Would the two of you keep that?”

“I suppose so – it’s paid for.”

“What about my golf clubs? Would you let her use them too?”

“Heck, no,” the husband blurted out.  “She is left-handed.”

9 Responses to “Joke 329”

  1. Perfecting Motherhood February 16, 2012 at 06:43 #

    Haha, good one!


  2. jbmumofone February 16, 2012 at 10:43 #

    Mahahaha! Like it.


  3. colonialist February 16, 2012 at 12:53 #

    That’s what happens when a golfer plays with two balls! 🙂


  4. judithatwood February 16, 2012 at 13:15 #

    Very Funny! 😎


  5. Laurie Kolp February 16, 2012 at 13:48 #

    Hilarious! My mom calls herself a golf widow…


  6. SchmidleysScribbling February 16, 2012 at 15:17 #

    David’s clubs are in the attic, and he has not climbed up there in years, so I don’t worry about left-handed golfer girls.


  7. Kate Kresse February 16, 2012 at 17:01 #

    nice follow up to the silk pajamas/tackle box joke 🙂


  8. Grannymar February 17, 2012 at 17:42 #

    As the saying goes… Be careful what you ask for or About!


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