Joke 335

22 Feb

A man took his wife to see the doctor.

“My wife thinks she’s a chicken,”  he said.

The doctor replied, “That’s terrible. How long has she been like that?”

“Three years.”

The doctor was appalled.  “Three years! Why didn’t you bring her to see me sooner?”

“We needed the eggs.”

11 Responses to “Joke 335”

  1. judithatwood February 22, 2012 at 05:12 #

    Another knee-slapping belly-whomper!


  2. siggiofmaine February 22, 2012 at 05:57 #

    Very good … Very good !

    Siggi in Downeast Maine


  3. nenskei February 22, 2012 at 08:49 #

    Okay! the one sit beside me thinking that I am insane! (ROTFLOL) 😛


    • Tilly Bud February 23, 2012 at 11:34 #

      Laughter is good for the soul and the body. Keep doing it 😉


  4. SchmidleysScribbling February 22, 2012 at 18:17 #

    If she lays, she stays. Dianne


  5. 1stjoeyanna February 22, 2012 at 21:22 #

    I know when I need a good laugh, to come here! Thank You!!!!


  6. sanstorm February 22, 2012 at 23:12 #

    Groan to the joke.
    Poor old henrietta! Somehow I share her pain. Maybe she’s a metaphor.


  7. Perfecting Motherhood February 24, 2012 at 06:39 #

    Poor chicken.


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