Joke 338

25 Feb

Thanks to Granny1947 for this one.

Two friends are fishing near a bridge.  They notice a hearse and a procession of cars go over the bridge.

One of the men stands up, takes off his cap and bows his head. When the cars have passed he puts his cap back on, sits down and carries on fishing.

His mate turns to him and says, “Dave, that’s one of the nicest, most respectful things I’ve ever seen.”

Dave replies, “Well, we were married for nearly 20 years.”    

12 Responses to “Joke 338”

  1. andy1076 February 25, 2012 at 05:59 #

    LOL Who says marriage arguments are only to humans 😛

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  2. nenskei February 25, 2012 at 06:07 #

    LOL! That’s a tough respect 😛

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  3. viv blake February 25, 2012 at 06:58 #

    The old ones are the best ones! I can hear Bob Monkhouse in my head telling that one.

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  4. molly February 25, 2012 at 10:04 #

    On off chance, mid-assignment, feeling whacked, dropped into your site, for R&R – you didn’t disappoint – had a good chuckle at this one – delightfully true, ain’t it? cheers catchul8r molly

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    • Tilly Bud February 25, 2012 at 12:51 #

      Hope you feel refreshed! It’s good to take a break.

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  5. misswhiplash February 25, 2012 at 12:15 #

    Great one Tilly! loved it

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  6. judithatwood February 25, 2012 at 13:07 #

    My mom is going to love this one — but she would want it to be her fishing, and Dad dead!

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  7. nrhatch February 25, 2012 at 14:38 #

    😆 x 2!

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  8. SchmidleysScribbling February 25, 2012 at 15:47 #

    Priceless. I feel sorry for the lion.

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  9. slpmartin February 26, 2012 at 16:40 #

    Sounds like someone who really enjoys their fishing. 🙂

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  10. Gobetween February 27, 2012 at 21:40 #

    Love the lions 😀

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