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If you are new here, from time to time I share some of the searches people type in that lead them to my blog.

I have decided to do the search posts monthly, so they will be shorter.  I hope regular readers don’t mind?  I know the irregular readers won’t.

I’m Afraid To Ask

• children punk poo
• ugly brown cartoons
• i’ve got a dig bickt

Unnecessary Apostrophes, Perhaps?

• things that come in two’s’

Would Like To Meet

• ladybirds runcorn 1976
• mean dog poker
• cute single girls in runcorn
• adorable pyjamas women
• julia roberts armpits
• julia roberts wrinkles
• 9 gag grandpa
• housewide laughing
• president donkey

Would Not Like To Meet

• dead dog laughing in the cloud
• wife butchering cartoon

A Couple Of Oxymorons

• funny mathematician jokes
• man with maltesers in mouth*

*Not in this house, while I’ve still got breath in my body.  He is permitted to buy them only.

The Weirdest Search Of All

Over six HUNDRED people came to my blog during February, in search of the letter a.

Compare that to the number of people – 11 – who found my blog by Googling The Laughing Housewife; or, on no less than four occasions, The Laughibg Housewife; and even one hose wife.

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If you enjoyed these, here are some you might have missed:

• Love Many, Trust Few And A Canoe (thelaughinghousewife.wordpress.com)
• https://thelaughinghousewife.wordpress.com/2011/09/29/ten-hose-wife-and-the-toilet-blob/
• https://thelaughinghousewife.wordpress.com/2011/08/26/yoda-gangster-and-the-laughing-rat/
• https://thelaughinghousewife.wordpress.com/2011/08/08/giving-up-blogging/
• https://thelaughinghousewife.wordpress.com/2011/08/02/no-smoking-unless-you-are-on-fire/

Joke 343

A man walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He replied, “I got shingles.”

She said, “Fill out this form and supply your name, address, medical insurance number. When you’re done, please take a seat.”

Fifteen minutes later a nurse’s aide came out and asked him what he had. He said, “I got shingles.”

So she took down his height, weight, and complete medical history, then said, “Change into this gown and wait in the examining room.”

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked him what he had. He said, “I got shingles.”

So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told him to wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and asked him what he had. He said, “Shingles.”

The doctor gave him a full-cavity examination, and then said, “I just checked you out thoroughly, and I can’t find shingles anywhere.”

The man replied, “They’re outside in the truck. Where do you want them?”