febsearch@weirdos.com

1 Mar

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If you are new here, from time to time I share some of the searches people type in that lead them to my blog.

I have decided to do the search posts monthly, so they will be shorter.  I hope regular readers don’t mind?  I know the irregular readers won’t.

I’m Afraid To Ask

  • children punk poo
  • ugly brown cartoons
  • i’ve got a dig bickt

Unnecessary Apostrophes, Perhaps?

  • things that come in two’s’

Would Like To Meet

  • ladybirds runcorn 1976
  • mean dog poker
  • cute single girls in runcorn
  • adorable pyjamas women
  • julia roberts armpits
  • julia roberts wrinkles
  • 9 gag grandpa
  • housewide laughing
  • president donkey

Would Not Like To Meet

  • dead dog laughing in the cloud
  • wife butchering cartoon

A Couple Of Oxymorons

  • funny mathematician jokes
  • man with maltesers in mouth*

*Not in this house, while I’ve still got breath in my body.  He is permitted to buy them only.

The Weirdest Search Of All

Over six HUNDRED people came to my blog during February, in search of the letter a.

Compare that to the number of people – 11 – who found my blog by Googling The Laughing Housewife; or, on no less than four occasions, The Laughibg Housewife; and even one hose wife.

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43 Responses to “febsearch@weirdos.com”

  1. eof737 March 1, 2012 at 12:15 #

    Those odd ball searches remain a mystery to me… but like I said last time, I’m glad they show up too!😉

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  2. roughseasinthemed March 1, 2012 at 12:27 #

    They can be a laugh. Mine are mostly incredibly serious, because naturally so am I:) I mean😐

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  3. jmgoyder March 1, 2012 at 12:34 #

    Blogging is a weird world – I ‘don’t get’ a lot of it!

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  4. xtrekki March 1, 2012 at 12:38 #

    I would have been attracted by ‘over 600 readers readers to my blog in February’!!!! That in itself clearly marks it out as a gem! Or even the ‘laughing’ bit of ‘housewife’. Definitely shouts of happy escape!

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  5. jbmumofone March 1, 2012 at 12:51 #

    Mahahaha… I love this. Will have to put mine up sometime. Recently someone found me by googling “fecking”…hmmmmm

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    • Tilly Bud March 2, 2012 at 14:54 #

      And now someone will find me for the same reason:)

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  6. jbmumofone March 1, 2012 at 12:52 #

    ….oh and I bet you make brilliant hose wife

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  7. Jessica March 1, 2012 at 12:54 #

    Hey, I thought I was the only one married to a hose! Or used to be… He was a hose so I left him!

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  8. laurieanichols March 1, 2012 at 13:13 #

    I’d like to meet president donkey, some these are so funny and the cartoon’s last line was clever, the internet has too much space.

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  9. McGuffyAnn March 1, 2012 at 13:38 #

    You are scary smart, the things you think of! I think you have an endless curiosity and wicked sense of humour…like me. *LOL* That’s why I like you!

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  10. SchmidleysScribbling March 1, 2012 at 17:25 #

    All this proves someone has 1/ too much time on their hands; 2/ is looking for perverts; 3/ uses drugs Dianne

    PS I want to meet the hose wife.

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    • Tilly Bud March 2, 2012 at 14:59 #

      1) I do
      2) I am
      3) No need; the blogosphere is so surreal, it tops whatever drugs can do, I imagine.
      4) Change 2) to I am not. I thought you said ‘perverse’, as in, ‘weird stuff that will make people laugh’.

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  11. evilnymphstuff March 1, 2012 at 18:26 #

    LOL!!! The letter ‘a’! wow…
    By the way you’ve been tagged! See for yourself: http://evilnymphstuff.wordpress.com/2012/03/01/to-be-or-not-to-be-tagged-crazy-game-going-around-wordpress/

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  12. The Awake List March 1, 2012 at 19:26 #

    Hose wife. Hilarious. Great post!

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  13. Aspergers Girls March 1, 2012 at 19:37 #

    I love it. I told my husband a couple weeks ago I wanted to keep track of some of the search terms people use that end up on my blog. But don’t have that many that are interesting. And I love how you sorted them out.

    Someone typed in: “I have Aspergers and I don’t know what to write in a birthday card” to find my blog. I had to laugh, as I don’t know either. LOL

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    • Tilly Bud March 2, 2012 at 15:02 #

      I’m laughing too: I don’t have Aspergers and I have the same problem:) I don’t think it’s a symptom of any particular condition.

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  14. Grannymar March 1, 2012 at 20:52 #

    I gave up those searches a few years ago. The spam folder is entertainment enough, and no, I do not open any of those.

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    • Tilly Bud March 2, 2012 at 15:03 #

      You’re missing some rich pickings! I get posts out of mine.

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  15. Tom (Aquatom1968) March 1, 2012 at 20:56 #

    I’m curious, Tilly, as to why one person would need to search for the letter a, let alone 600. What would they be looking for? 101 different uses for a a? Designer as? The history of a? The mind boggles. Perhaps they were looking for numbers that have an a in them when spelled out, but couldn’t think of how to phrase their search term… I’m off to look at my search terms now!😀

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    • Tilly Bud March 2, 2012 at 15:06 #

      Just weird. The only time I’ve had comparable searches are for the Google Doodle Snowflake, of course; smiles; and the world seems to think I know what really happened to Colonel Ghaddafi.

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  16. SidevieW March 1, 2012 at 21:00 #

    i’m always fascinated at how people find things, your ‘finders’ seem so odd.

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  17. Elaine March 1, 2012 at 21:59 #

    You do wonder what some people are thinking when they do some of these searches!

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  18. Viciously Sweet March 2, 2012 at 05:46 #

    I’m still giggling about ” two’s’ ”
    Which I imagine is pronounced twoseses!

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  19. Gobetween March 2, 2012 at 17:09 #

    Stop gagging grandpas you naughty woman.

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  20. sarsm March 3, 2012 at 10:55 #

    A? I think some people are bored…

    I’m a bit scared of my blog searches now as one of my latest ones was: dead woman found lying on beach ???

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