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If you are new here, from time to time I share some of the searches people type in that lead them to my blog.
I have decided to do the search posts monthly, so they will be shorter. I hope regular readers don’t mind? I know the irregular readers won’t.
I’m Afraid To Ask
- children punk poo
- ugly brown cartoons
- i’ve got a dig bickt
Unnecessary Apostrophes, Perhaps?
- things that come in two’s’
Would Like To Meet
- ladybirds runcorn 1976
- mean dog poker
- cute single girls in runcorn
- adorable pyjamas women
- julia roberts armpits
- julia roberts wrinkles
- 9 gag grandpa
- housewide laughing
- president donkey
Would Not Like To Meet
- dead dog laughing in the cloud
- wife butchering cartoon
A Couple Of Oxymorons
- funny mathematician jokes
- man with maltesers in mouth*
*Not in this house, while I’ve still got breath in my body. He is permitted to buy them only.
The Weirdest Search Of All
Over six HUNDRED people came to my blog during February, in search of the letter a.
Compare that to the number of people – 11 – who found my blog by Googling The Laughing Housewife; or, on no less than four occasions, The Laughibg Housewife; and even one hose wife.
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If you enjoyed these, here are some you might have missed:
- Love Many, Trust Few And A Canoe (thelaughinghousewife.wordpress.com)
- https://thelaughinghousewife.wordpress.com/2011/09/29/ten-hose-wife-and-the-toilet-blob/
- https://thelaughinghousewife.wordpress.com/2011/08/26/yoda-gangster-and-the-laughing-rat/
- https://thelaughinghousewife.wordpress.com/2011/08/08/giving-up-blogging/
- https://thelaughinghousewife.wordpress.com/2011/08/02/no-smoking-unless-you-are-on-fire/
The Laughing Housewife 
Those odd ball searches remain a mystery to me… but like I said last time, I’m glad they show up too! 😉
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They are such fun. I love them 🙂
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Same here. 😉
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You taught me to look at mine, but I don’t get such funny ones as yours.
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They can be a laugh. Mine are mostly incredibly serious, because naturally so am I 🙂 I mean 😐
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Oh forgot to say as someone with more blogs than she can count, loved the cartoon 🙂
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😀 😀
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Blogging is a weird world – I ‘don’t get’ a lot of it!
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I would have been attracted by ‘over 600 readers readers to my blog in February’!!!! That in itself clearly marks it out as a gem! Or even the ‘laughing’ bit of ‘housewife’. Definitely shouts of happy escape!
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🙂 😀
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Mahahaha… I love this. Will have to put mine up sometime. Recently someone found me by googling “fecking”…hmmmmm
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And now someone will find me for the same reason 🙂
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….oh and I bet you make brilliant hose wife
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I have no answer to that 🙂
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Hey, I thought I was the only one married to a hose! Or used to be… He was a hose so I left him!
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Goodonya!
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I’d like to meet president donkey, some these are so funny and the cartoon’s last line was clever, the internet has too much space.
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You are scary smart, the things you think of! I think you have an endless curiosity and wicked sense of humour…like me. *LOL* That’s why I like you!
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Kindred spirits!
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All this proves someone has 1/ too much time on their hands; 2/ is looking for perverts; 3/ uses drugs Dianne
PS I want to meet the hose wife.
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1) I do
2) I am
3) No need; the blogosphere is so surreal, it tops whatever drugs can do, I imagine.
4) Change 2) to I am not. I thought you said ‘perverse’, as in, ‘weird stuff that will make people laugh’.
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LOL!!! The letter ‘a’! wow…
By the way you’ve been tagged! See for yourself: http://evilnymphstuff.wordpress.com/2012/03/01/to-be-or-not-to-be-tagged-crazy-game-going-around-wordpress/
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Thank you! 🙂
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Hose wife. Hilarious. Great post!
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Thanks! 🙂
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I love it. I told my husband a couple weeks ago I wanted to keep track of some of the search terms people use that end up on my blog. But don’t have that many that are interesting. And I love how you sorted them out.
Someone typed in: “I have Aspergers and I don’t know what to write in a birthday card” to find my blog. I had to laugh, as I don’t know either. LOL
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I’m laughing too: I don’t have Aspergers and I have the same problem 🙂 I don’t think it’s a symptom of any particular condition.
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I gave up those searches a few years ago. The spam folder is entertainment enough, and no, I do not open any of those.
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You’re missing some rich pickings! I get posts out of mine.
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I’m curious, Tilly, as to why one person would need to search for the letter a, let alone 600. What would they be looking for? 101 different uses for a a? Designer as? The history of a? The mind boggles. Perhaps they were looking for numbers that have an a in them when spelled out, but couldn’t think of how to phrase their search term… I’m off to look at my search terms now! 😀
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Just weird. The only time I’ve had comparable searches are for the Google Doodle Snowflake, of course; smiles; and the world seems to think I know what really happened to Colonel Ghaddafi.
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Which, of course, you do, but will only reveal in your forthcoming book ‘a’! 😀
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😀 😀 😀
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i’m always fascinated at how people find things, your ‘finders’ seem so odd.
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ps
you have been tagged
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Thank you! I’d have accepted, but you are the third person today, so that’s 33 questions! Not even my tolerant readers would hang around for that.
Maybe I’ll cherry pick a couple of questions from each of you.
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You do wonder what some people are thinking when they do some of these searches!
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I’m still giggling about ” two’s’ ”
Which I imagine is pronounced twoseses!
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Now my head hurts 🙂
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Stop gagging grandpas you naughty woman.
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lol 😀
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A? I think some people are bored…
I’m a bit scared of my blog searches now as one of my latest ones was: dead woman found lying on beach ???
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How can a dead woman lie? 🙂
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