Joke 348

6 Mar

Thanks to Pseu for this one.

Zelda the zebra had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on a bit so the zoo keeper decided as a treat that she could spend her final years in bliss on a farm.

Zelda was excited when she got out of the horse trailer to see a huge space with green grass and hill and trees and lots of strange animals. She saw a big fat weird looking brown thing and ran up to it all excited: “Hi! I’m a zebra; what are you?”

“I’m a cow” said the cow.

“Right, and what do you do?” asked the zebra.

“I make milk for the farmer” said the cow.

“Cool.”

The zebra then saw a funny looking little white thing and ran over to it. “Hi, I’m a zebra, what are you?”

“I’m a chicken,” said the chicken.

“Oh, right, what do you do?” asked the zebra.

“I make eggs for the farmer,” said the chicken.

“Right-o, great, see you around.”

Then the zebra saw a very handsome beast which looked almost exactly like her, but without the stripes. She ran over to it and said, “Hi, I’m a zebra; what are you?”

“I am a stallion,” said the stallion.

“Wow,” said the zebra. “What do you do?”

“Take off your pyjamas, darling, and I’ll show you.”

15 Responses to “Joke 348”

  1. judithatwood March 6, 2012 at 05:18 #

    😎 Hahahahahahaha!!! I love it!

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  2. Johanna Bradley March 6, 2012 at 08:25 #

    Oh dear! But the people crossing is superb!

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  3. misswhiplash March 6, 2012 at 09:28 #

    you really get me going..I loved that one!

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  4. SchmidleysScribbling March 6, 2012 at 17:33 #

    Next thing we know Patrecia will have two zebras.

    So what is a horse-zebra, a zorse? or maybe its a horbra. Dianne

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  5. Hattie March 6, 2012 at 18:26 #

    I needed a good laugh this a.m. and you delivered!

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  6. Pseu March 6, 2012 at 18:32 #

    You’ve been storing that one a while!
    🙂

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    • Tilly Bud March 7, 2012 at 13:10 #

      Yes; I try not to use them too soon after they were posted on other blogs, as we have some of the same readers.

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  7. Aspergers Girls March 6, 2012 at 23:24 #

    hee, hee! ; )

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  8. dimitiekendall March 7, 2012 at 04:22 #

    Hi Tilly, I have just nominated you for the Sunshine Award!
    http://dimitiekendall.com/2012/03/07/life-just-gets-better-and-better-the-sunshine-award/

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    • Tilly Bud March 7, 2012 at 13:18 #

      Thanks, DK; that’s kind of you. On my way over there now.

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      • dimitiekendall March 8, 2012 at 05:18 #

        My pleasure! Keep on making people laugh. It really is the best medicine! xx

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  9. Perfecting Motherhood March 8, 2012 at 07:19 #

    I’m not surprised this came from Pseu at all. 😉

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