Joke 348

Thanks to Pseu for this one.

Zelda the zebra had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on a bit so the zoo keeper decided as a treat that she could spend her final years in bliss on a farm.

Zelda was excited when she got out of the horse trailer to see a huge space with green grass and hill and trees and lots of strange animals. She saw a big fat weird looking brown thing and ran up to it all excited: “Hi! I’m a zebra; what are you?”

“I’m a cow” said the cow.

“Right, and what do you do?” asked the zebra.

“I make milk for the farmer” said the cow.

“Cool.”

The zebra then saw a funny looking little white thing and ran over to it. “Hi, I’m a zebra, what are you?”

“I’m a chicken,” said the chicken.

“Oh, right, what do you do?” asked the zebra.

“I make eggs for the farmer,” said the chicken.

“Right-o, great, see you around.”

Then the zebra saw a very handsome beast which looked almost exactly like her, but without the stripes. She ran over to it and said, “Hi, I’m a zebra; what are you?”

“I am a stallion,” said the stallion.

“Wow,” said the zebra. “What do you do?”

“Take off your pyjamas, darling, and I’ll show you.”