Joke 353

11 Mar

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students:

“The female dormitory is out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. The second time you will be fined $60. A third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?”

A male student inquired, “How much for a season pass?”

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8 Responses to “Joke 353”

  1. judithatwood March 11, 2012 at 05:19 #

    Wha, wha, wha, wha, wha! 😎

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  2. Samie March 11, 2012 at 05:20 #

    LOL i would say that to:)

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  3. RoryBore March 11, 2012 at 05:42 #

    I think that was the guy standing outside my dorm holding the sign “thank you moms for your virgins.” my mom wanted to hit him with her car. and then back up. I doubt anyone would have stopped her.

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  4. Simply Tia March 11, 2012 at 14:55 #

    Hahahaha!!!!

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  5. SchmidleysScribbling March 11, 2012 at 17:51 #

    So true, and although some women can’t find it, we really do have free contraception in the US and have had since 1970. Dianne

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  6. Perfecting Motherhood March 15, 2012 at 06:24 #

    This must be an American joke…

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    • Tilly Bud March 15, 2012 at 09:40 #

      It is. Many of them are, actually. I was born on the wrong continent 🙂

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