Joke 354

12 Mar

In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear conflicts, the Montana Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert for bears while in the field.

We advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren’t expecting them. We also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity.  Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear poop.

Black bear poop is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.

Grizzly bear poop is larger and has little bells in it and smells like pepper.

 

9 Responses to “Joke 354”

  1. siggiofmaine March 12, 2012 at 04:55 #

    LOVE IT

    Peace
    Siggi in Downeast Maine

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  2. vivinfrance March 12, 2012 at 06:05 #

    Was this published on April 1, by any chance?

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  3. Pseu March 12, 2012 at 09:11 #

    love the bear joke 🙂

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  4. zannyro March 12, 2012 at 16:12 #

    heehee…glad I found you!!

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    • Tilly Bud March 13, 2012 at 12:22 #

      And I’m always glad to be found! Welcome!

      Going to visit you now.

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  5. Janie Jones March 13, 2012 at 13:39 #

    Little bells and smells of pepper. Love it. Only at Laughing Housewife do you get humor and useful nature tips.

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  6. Jodie March 14, 2012 at 03:41 #

    LOL, oops. 🙂

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