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Weekly Photo Challenge: Indulge

13 Mar

As in: indulge me.

Having shown you a photo of me not at my best (last post), it is only fair for the sake of balance and my vanity to show you a photo of me at my slimmest:

The indulgence must come from those of you who have seen it before.  The rest of you can marvel that I now come as a three-for-the-price-of-one package.

And take this as a warning: if you too want a figure like mine as it now is, indulge in as many Maltesers as you like.*

*Pompous syntax is free.

Weekly Photo Challenge: Regret

13 Mar

I have always regretted this photo.  It was taken soon after the Hub and I started dating. 

I have a third arm and no bottom lip. 

Proof, if it were needed, that the Hub is bad for my health. 

Joke 355

13 Mar

Thanks to Viv’s Jock for this one:

If all the MPs in parliament were laid head to toe along the M1…it might be a darned good idea.


It reminds me of one of my favourite Dorothy Parker quotes:

If all the debutantes at this ball were laid end to end…I wouldn’t be a bit surprised.


This is my all-time favourite Parker story:

She and Clair Boothe Luce did not get on too well.  One day, they both attempted to go though a doorway at the same time.

CBL [Waving DP through]: Age before beauty.

DP [Accepting]: Pearls before swine.


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