Joke 358

16 Mar

I'd rather be swimming in Victoria Baths

I rang up my local swimming pool.  I said, ‘Is that the local swimming pool?’

The receptionist said, ‘It depends where you’re calling from.’

10 Responses to “Joke 358”

  1. sanstorm March 16, 2012 at 08:05 #

    This is why I dont do phones.


  2. Pseu March 16, 2012 at 09:30 #

    that’s one wacky photo


  3. judithatwood March 16, 2012 at 15:28 #

    Squawk!!!!!! Don’t you dare stop blogging — what a knee-slapper! Thanks! 😎


  4. benzeknees March 16, 2012 at 19:12 #

    Are you familiar with Bill Engvall of the Redneck Comedy Tour? This would qualify as a “Here’s Your Sign” moment. Hahahahahaha


    • The Laughing Housewife March 20, 2012 at 11:24 #

      No; I don’t know him. Despite my Yankophilia I have never been to the States 🙂


      • benzeknees March 20, 2012 at 18:31 #

        If you get a chance you should look up Bill Engvall. He has a part of his comedy routine called “Here’s your sign” & it’s about stating the obvious as in your post. I think you might enjoy it. And please, please, please don’t take my Malteasers away! 🙂


  5. dianne - "life as i see it" - "just because" March 16, 2012 at 19:13 #

    ha.. ; )


  6. Perfecting Motherhood March 19, 2012 at 05:03 #

    Good one!


  7. Samia April 1, 2012 at 01:52 #

    LOL thats classic:)


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